The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Doomed]

You can praise yourself? That's weird.

I don't see why not. I smite myself all the time.
Kinky eh?

[Richard Groyper]

I don't see why not. I smite myself all the time.
Kinky eh?

are your palms hairy?

[Journey]

Overrun by them in West London

https://londonist.com/london/great-outdoors/london-s-parakeets-everything-you-need-to-know

Wow those are huge parakeets!! I didn’t think they got that big.

[ponyboysunset]

it's okay, it happens to the best of us. however, some individuals seek out environments and situations knowing full well they will be triggered. i don't get it. also, those individuals seem to think everyone is out to get them. perpetual victimhood.

I don't get it either honestly.
Had no idea that monks used the swaskitas. That's some shoddy tattoo work though, you really ought to get that fixed 

[ponyboysunset]

I don't see why not. I smite myself all the time.
Kinky eh?

This board is full of kinky folks. lol. 
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[Richard Groyper]

I don't get it either honestly.
Had no idea that monks used the swaskitas. That's some shoddy tattoo work though, you really ought to get that fixed 

i'll work on it.

[ponyboysunset]

We have a rather large flock of wild parrots that hang around here. They are noisy as all get out. And copius amounts of bird guano are left in their path if they decide to roost in your tree for even one night.

But, are they good hair stylists?

[Doomed]

are your palms hairy?

Velcro merkins.

[Moosie]

Three Questions:

1. WHat kind of breakfast do you cook for a parrot?
2. Does parrot jizz wash out with Pantene or do you need Head & Shoulder to get out the extra grit?
3. Do you pee the parrot too?

#Biscuits4Parrots
#ParrotScrewing
#PeeTheParrot

I am not sure what kind of cooked breakfast a parrot eats, but, please do not let the parrots near your hair. Be SAFE with those hair styling parrots.

I had no idea that parrots could be trained to style hair! That's amazing! That made me giggle.

LOL
I hope @Moosie does mind my having a little fun in here.  A little giggle is good. Unless no fun is allowed.

@BartEllProducer
1. Pancakes for breakfast with fruits, nuts and veggies
2. It is a mistaken belief that you need to remove parrot jizz, it's a high end conditioner, remember to comb it in, NEVER brush!
3. Parrot's pee and poo at the same time, thankfully they jizz separately, and prefer to poo/pee themselves, they are adamant about that.

@ponyboysunset
Parrots are de facto geniuses they can do anything they set their minds to.

@FISH
Bwaaaaaa hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa OMG I about peed myself when I got home to this. Teach me to post in a rush. Hell no I don't mind. I LOVE laughing and it's particularly delicious at my own idiocy.

I enjoy all you wild and crazy guys, thanks for the laughter.

[Moosie]

Then call me adolph fucking hitler.

I had another lol moment.

adolph fucking hitler

Good morning @sean92008 how are you LOL

[Aquarius]

Look we all have our kinks, myself in included but I just can't wrap my head around that one.
@Spookcat yes I believe that might fit regarding psychopath. I'm not sure she has that level of intelligence.

Personally (no judgment of others implied here in any way) I am not comfortable labeling her using terms like psychopath in this context, never having met her personally. However, keep in mind that based on several years' now of our mutual careful observing of her behavior, she does appear to have a pattern of characteristics that fall under the general description of sociopathic tendencies. One of the main markers of this group of characteristics is that a person has no conscience and no moral compass; they only do what they feel will benefit them. They don't have the capability to empathize with others or to perceive others' reactions to them, they are oblivious to anyone's feelings or experience other than their own. This is why it is easy for people with this kind of profile to ignore laws if they find them inconvenient, for example. They also often believe they are smarter than most people and can work their way around things successfully just because they want to.

So yes, she could say these things and think it's perfectly ok to do so because in that moment, she thinks it will benefit her in some way, and that's the main/only consideration that matters. All the rest is a vague grey fog in the background for her-- the only thing that ever matters for her is how she is feeling, what she wants, and how she will go about getting it.

Sigh.

[Moosie]

I just want to point out without comment that these are photos of the man making fun of Dynamos photos

Thank you and +1

[ponyboysunset]

@BartEllProducer

2. It is a mistaken belief that you need to remove parrot jizz, it's a high end conditioner, remember to comb it in, NEVER brush!

OMFG! I don't know what is up with this thread today but that's some funny and disgusting stuff. Is it safe to use on color treated hair?

[Doomed]

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I like it!
(she needs a bigger whip...)

[Moosie]

this blurry picture of my arm should hold you over for a bit.

Why does it appear you have car seats in your house, that you are sitting in, or did you drywall your car? If this isn't so please just chalk it up to parrot jizz in my eyes.