So. Heater is having a guest on tonight?
What about open lines??
What about the intrigue???
What about all the catterwalling and bloodletting?
Am I to believe she is bailing on open lines for fear
of Dynamo calling in? The cross examination, the
uncomfortable pauses...the stammering...the sudden
drop outs of the stream...ghost mouse stealing her
cigarettes...the cats stalking her...waiting for their chance...
...incontrovertible proof she is the illegitimate child of
Richard C. Hoagland and Linda Moulton Howe...
I am the syllable king...