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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50550 on: November 16, 2018, 07:23:43 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on November 16, 2018, 04:57:32 PM
She wasn't supposed to be talking about that, my cover is blown!  🤢🤢🤢🤢

Seriously, I'm speculating here, could it be pest control?

I used to wear a wedding band when I was kicking and doing all my production work because I didn't want to be hit upon.  you would be amazed at how many female musicians would offer sex so that they didn't have to pay for equipment, production work, arranging... I wanted cash!

Pat Benatar?  Say it isn't so, Sean.  Say it isn't so.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50551 on: November 16, 2018, 07:26:53 PM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on November 16, 2018, 07:06:06 PM
I've been told that I'm batshit crazy.  Nooooobody wants to ride this train.
They say there's someone for everyone....
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50552 on: November 16, 2018, 07:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 16, 2018, 07:06:27 PM
every night with a broom handle. 😉
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50553 on: November 16, 2018, 07:29:09 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on November 16, 2018, 07:08:15 PM
No! Bad place to risk getting splinters!!
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50554 on: November 16, 2018, 07:29:22 PM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on November 16, 2018, 07:23:43 PM
Pat Benatar?  Say it isn't so, Sean.  Say it isn't so.

Bitch married her lead guitar player.
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50555 on: November 16, 2018, 07:30:58 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 16, 2018, 07:27:57 PM
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she's a witch, right?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50556 on: November 16, 2018, 07:37:13 PM »
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 16, 2018, 06:29:39 PM
I am not interested in hearing theories that it's anyone else; this is too good.  But we may be interpreting "met" a little too literally.  Given the way she breathlessly announced she had a houseguest, she may be inclined to overplay anything that affords a scrap of social credibility.  They probably just said sweet things after the show this week.
I got through most of her interview with Winter and apparently he did some black magic for her and she spit up black goo the next morning in the shower. I think it’s him.  I am now up and ready for the action tonight.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50557 on: November 16, 2018, 07:38:06 PM »
Quote from: ponyboysunset on November 16, 2018, 07:37:13 PM
I got through most of her interview with Winter and apparently he did some black magic for her and she spit up black goo the next morning in the shower. I think it’s him.  I am now up and ready for the action tonight.

don't get too hornt, PBS.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50558 on: November 16, 2018, 07:43:10 PM »
Quote from: Fancy Lady Boots on November 16, 2018, 05:40:39 PM
So I mentioned the new guy to Mr. FLB (because he loves the drama, even if he won't admit it). His immediate response, "She probably just means Ghost Art."

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Haha.  :P.  Mr. FLB gets it!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50559 on: November 16, 2018, 07:43:15 PM »
Even Drunken Jedi Miller is joining the Party

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50560 on: November 16, 2018, 07:45:39 PM »
Pssst, don't mention the war

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50561 on: November 16, 2018, 07:46:13 PM »
Quote from: ponyboysunset on November 16, 2018, 07:37:13 PM
I got through most of her interview with Winter and apparently he did some black magic for her and she spit up black goo the next morning in the shower. I think it’s him.  I am now up and ready for the action tonight.

No way!  Was he actually there in person?  Nothing says "I love you" like hacking up an ashy ball of phlegm.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50562 on: November 16, 2018, 07:47:15 PM »
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 16, 2018, 07:46:13 PM
No way!  Was he actually there in person?  Nothing says "I love you" like hacking up an ashy ball of phlegm.

maybe it was semen?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50563 on: November 16, 2018, 07:47:53 PM »
Quote from: ponyboysunset on November 16, 2018, 07:37:13 PM
I got through most of her interview with Winter and apparently he did some black magic for her and she spit up black goo the next morning in the shower. I think it’s him.  I am now up and ready for the action tonight.
It is remarkable how she recalls that in such a nonchalant way. If I was spitting up black goo I would be updating my will or headed to the ER in no particular order because I would be in a panic.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50564 on: November 16, 2018, 07:48:58 PM »
Quote from: K_Dubb on November 16, 2018, 07:46:13 PM
No way!  Was he actually there in person?  Nothing says "I love you" like hacking up an ashy ball of phlegm.

Maybe he "telecommutes" It could be the match made in heaven. Who wouldn't want to be with someone that makes you barf black goo?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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