Author Topic: The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade  (Read 13127320 times)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50790 on: November 16, 2018, 09:28:38 PM »
rip that fuckin' front hole open, son.

Heather is going for the dark meat this Thanksgiving


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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50791 on: November 16, 2018, 09:28:49 PM »
Here and awake reporting for duty!

Dropouts are bad tonight!

Good evening, she appears to be in rare form.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50792 on: November 16, 2018, 09:28:50 PM »
Locusts?   What the hell happened?   Who is this dude?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50793 on: November 16, 2018, 09:28:56 PM »
"hi Heather. how tight is your front hole?" *click*

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50794 on: November 16, 2018, 09:29:16 PM »
You need at minimum of at least a pint of vodka and maybe it will make sense. Good luck.

No it won't, no way. But at least he'll be feeling no pain.   8)
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50795 on: November 16, 2018, 09:29:52 PM »
No they use dilators, called sounds. The quality of Art's erections were probably not all that great secondary to his COPD. Piercings require trocars.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50796 on: November 16, 2018, 09:30:35 PM »
"hi Heather. how tight is your front hole?" *click*

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50797 on: November 16, 2018, 09:30:45 PM »
Now my stream is rewinding?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50798 on: November 16, 2018, 09:31:27 PM »
No it won't, no way. But at least he'll be feeling no pain.   8)
I am sober and it’s awful. Good evening.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50799 on: November 16, 2018, 09:31:49 PM »
Northern Tool is sponsoring this shit?    I love Northern Tool.    :'(

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50800 on: November 16, 2018, 09:31:53 PM »
I no longer have any clue what the hell she is talking about.........................


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Was listening to the Bulgarian for a bit and watching SMU game. But just turned in... to a anti-spider commercial and THEN a commercial by a Brit about a shed....and a Northern Tool commercial. I'm confused? Did Northern Tool really pay for this? I bought some stuff from them....once.....now.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50801 on: November 16, 2018, 09:31:53 PM »
I like how this ad tries to act like LNM is responsible for the Paranormal Radio app.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50802 on: November 16, 2018, 09:32:10 PM »
if her front hole is like a stoma, can she inhale Art's cigs?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50803 on: November 16, 2018, 09:32:15 PM »
I am sober and it’s awful. Good evening.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #50804 on: November 16, 2018, 09:32:17 PM »
Now my stream is rewinding?
It will do that and replay for extra torture. Its like a night with a 104 degree fever where you waver in and out of consciousness and wake up at 5 a.m. in a pool of sweat.