The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[PolkaDot]

Hi Heather, are there any posts you're reading this morning that tickle your fancy?
Look at you hiding in the shadows dredging through this thread like a foraging rat.

If you had half a brain cell left you'd have figured out by now that any participation here would only benefit your 'little show'.
How many subscribers are you at now? Triple digits yet?  What sort of scheme do you have in the works to try and boost that subscriber base? Is that loser Neely brainstorming with you or fucking your brains out?   

You're so fucking lame you supposedly said last night that you planned to replay last Friday's open line show this coming Friday hahaha So weak.

You got owned during that call like the little pathetic lying cowardly pissant that you are.
You certainly tried your best to do damage control and manipulate your majority of feeble minded and downtrodden listeners in an attempt to come off smelling like a rose.
But you just reinforced that you're a cunt. 

Poor Art. His body is decaying in that lousy fucking shirt you supposedly gave him for Christmas. You didn't think a blowjob was enough?

I thought piss ant was two words? *shrug*

[PolkaDot]

If it was such a crowd pleaser I would hope for royalties

You better write a letter! She's going for mileage.

[PolkaDot]

I love that our Dynamo is now famous. She owns the night lol.

Legit STOLE the night. 

[Mr Apnea]

She says that this Friday, she'll be replaying last Friday's open lines.

Wow.

Actually, good to hear.  Hope she actually cuddles with mister right (not a virtual cuddle).  Then give him a week or two to flee... just in time for new drama.
BTW, isn't this her one year anniversity when she went all in on her stories of cat ghost, pulled in the cat fans and kept MITD from cratering in December?  I thought it was the death nail at the time, but I think she actually gained listeners from it.

[Marisa]

such hatred toward a little podcast show host..

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[Marisa]

Does anybody have a screenshot of her peak numbers that night? Please DM me.

audio clips of when she announced that she moved into the cuckshack would also be great.  I thought it was in March that it was announced, I just haven't had time to search through more shows.

this is all of much importance in the world--need info asap!!!!

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[paladin1991]

He can take a test to prove it:
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html

  took your damn test and apparently I fit in anywhere.  I have no accent or dialect.  Now I'm fixin to have some more coffee and head off to work soon.

[DynamoHum]

  took your damn test and apparently I fit in anywhere.  I have no accent or dialect.  Now I'm fixin to have some more coffee and head off to work soon.

Have a good day mister!

[paladin1991]

...

Looked at that screenshot of the care package for heather.  If I go into my office and scrape an armload of crap off my desk into a box it would have a list of items like this:  Nail clippers, yesterdays paper, a coffee mug (with or without some Irish in it), a half empty of .45 ammo, lubricant (heheheheh,

, half a box of Kleenex, a couple of pens, some Scotch tape and a broken mouse.    And voila, a gift pack for Heather.

[paladin1991]

Hey damon, i just peed on ur turkey. Enjoy Joker!!!!

Hey Capt Emo, I just peed on your mom.  She likes it!   She really likes it!

[paladin1991]

The only Bigfoot I saw was my not so little little brother. I tried to find a cell signal Sunday evening to join y”all but the universe wasn’t cooperating.

I did explore a piece of my land I hadn’t been on before and found a cool small cave. Not sure if it is big enough for a human. Going to check it out when it dries out some.

  That sounds cool.  You could use that as the primary entrance to the nest of tunnels you will carve out under your property.

[paladin1991]

Have a good day mister!

And you have a great evening.

[twistedlogic]

Really?


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[Aquarius]

This is great! I got Stockton, Boise, SLC for my most similiar cities, which totally makes sense for where I was raised. Which is kind of funny bc my husband teases me about having an accent and when I go home people tease me about having an accent...guess you can't win.

Did anyone else do this? How'd it turn out?

I got New York, Yonkers, and Newark/Paterson, all of which are less than 10 miles from each other, if that.

They're wrong, of course. I was born and raised in Brooklyn, then moved to Manhattan later on. 

I have tried to clean up my accent a bit, but I admit if you recklessly cut me off while I am driving, the Brooklyn "hey!" without the "h" spontaneously comes out of my mouth at a distinctive volume.  .

[PolkaDot]

Looked at that screenshot of the care package for heather.  If I go into my office and scrape an armload of crap off my desk into a box it would have a list of items like this:  Nail clippers, yesterdays paper, a coffee mug (with or without some Irish in it), a half empty of .45 ammo, lubricant (heheheheh,

, half a box of Kleenex, a couple of pens, some Scotch tape and a broken mouse.    And voila, a gift pack for Heather.

Where do you work again? And somehow this list is not a shocking list coming from you- send that package to her ASAP, except the Irish - better keep that.