Yeah. Great. Sounds great. We're having a vegetarian holiday roast. Yeah. That's right. Vegetarian holiday roast with vegetarian gravy. Yum. Can't wait. Don't worry about me. Yeah. I'll just be over here with a slice of vegetarian holiday roast. With vegetarian gravy.
Aww fuck Bob I’m so sorry! I once had to go one of those little shindigs myself with an ex. She didn’t tell me that until 20 minutes until before we got there after a 4 hour car ride to her grandmothers. The only thing I ate was salad and pasta salad. The tofu thing freaks me out. Needles to say I was gracious and smiled and had to say I was having tummy trouble. On the inside however, I was picturing what I’d like to do to all of them with a chainsaw. Luckily my grandmother, who was still living at the time, cooked thanksgiving all over the next week just for me. I didn’t mind the 6 hour drive to have my bounty.