The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[pawpourri]

This also might help you @BartEllProducer

Looks like the menu at a greasy spoon I dined at once.   

[pawpourri]

I think it was 1-6 all at the same time. It was one of those moments where it was just better to flush midway through. If not I believe the odds would have been against me to have to go find the plunger.

You know I like to plan ahead.

Yes, "courtesy flushes" are always prudent.

[pawpourri]

It’s funny now, but I’ll admit I was praying to Jesus this morning to give me the strength to pull my pants up before they find me keeled over in there.

Did Elvis expire around Thanksgiving?   

[sean92008]

Yes, "courtesy flushes" are always prudent.

I never heard of such a thing until I saw that in an Austin Powers movie...

[anniem]

Did Elvis expire around Thanksgiving?   

August

[pawpourri]

I never heard of such a thing until I saw that in an Austin Powers movie...

LOL.  My cousin regaled us with her courtesy flush talk at a wedding.  We were crying with laughter.

[pawpourri]

August

He wasn't Canadian, either.  Oh, they celebrate Thanksgiving in October, right.  Some king somewhere croaked on the toilet.  And my Aunt Vera.

[PolkaDot]

Maybe make your own thread for this so you can track changes more easily.

And the rest of us won't have to think about your excrement.   

[PolkaDot]

This also might help you @BartEllProducer

Will this work even if he doesn't live in Bristol? And WHY!?!?!

[PolkaDot]

Hi
I've been thinking about your post. A couple of times in the past I've offered suggestions that would have given you a chance to not have responses that you saw as mean. Nicely, you thanked me but in the next post you completely disregarded my suggestion. That's fine, anyone can do what they want and my suggestion just didn't work for you. I don't mind, I realize though that my trying to help you was only contributing to the pile of troublesome posts. That is the opposite of helping you so I don't do that anymore.
People post things here, and then they post in other threads, and they post on other forums. When doing this, some people are completely consistent in how they act/post. Other people act/post one way in one place and are completely different in another. Seem to be friendly to someone in one place and then make unpleasant posts about them in another. Maybe they are trying to illicit responses in one place but don't do that in another, I'm not sure. Some people have multiple profiles as well. I can't know any person's true intent but end up feeling a bit uneasy when there is inconsistencies like that and I don't think I've really reconciled it in my head.
There are many posts here and for me some are replied to, some are read but not replied to because I have nothing to contribute, some I think about a while before responding, some are missed and some are ignored. It might make you more comfortable to realize that any one of these things might be true for any post you make and when you feel ignored it might not be that at all.

I hope you had a very lovely holiday and are feeling well.   

She's just making shit up for attention. Because...only Tootsie knows.

[anniem]

He wasn't Canadian, either.  Oh, they celebrate Thanksgiving in October, right.  Some king somewhere croaked on the toilet.  And my Aunt Vera.

I visited friends in Memphis once. They had to take me to Graceland. There were a number of souvenir shops there. I check a few of them, I wanted to know if there were any bath mats that had a crime scene body outline of Elvis for sale. There were not and my inquiries were not appreciated.   

[pawpourri]

I visited friends in Memphis once. They had to take me to Graceland. There were a number of souvenir shops there. I check a few of them, I wanted to know if there were any bath mats that had a crime scene body outline of Elvis for sale. There were not and my inquiries were not appreciated.   

LOL

[DynamoHum]

Will this work even if he doesn't live in Bristol? And WHY!?!?!

It’s a proper medical thing, I dunno maybe it’s just easier for people to point at the best likeness to what they just passed...

Or maybe people just like to regale the office with a hearty “I just did a right 5 on the Bristol Scale!”

Either way guessing BEP has no need for a squatty potty for his post thanksgiving dropping of kids at the pool.

[Jedimiller]

Did u all enjoy ur Turkey's? I peed on them very nicely. Hope u loved the flavor it brings

[Bluejay]

Yes, "courtesy flushes" are always prudent.

Am I in the Bathroom thread?  (Looks around confused)