Sheeeeit - The work I put in eating yesterday for this mornings grand production will forever be known as “The Big Oneâ€. I take full responsibility for internet and power outages nation wide as that demon makes it’s way through the sewer pipes across America!
Just be glad I didn’t eat your beloved poutine!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did you eat your leftovers and used the bathroom again? For the 3rd time today, my Internet services dropped again. They are sending out a tech tomorrow morning. In God's name, please stop. You are killing off the Internet and sever pipes from your home to the East Coast. When the tech shows up tomorrow, I am going to give him your name and show him your avatar, so they may send the bill to your home.