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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54375 on: November 23, 2018, 11:57:03 AM »
I see Heather is actually feeding the new beau.

Maybe he is “The One” and has to be kept alive.

The turkey looks a little skimpy for my liking. I ate that much turkey yesterday just myself. Luckily for him she doesn’t eat much. Will have to give her an A for effort on that one. She will definitely be participating towards the squatter poop report thread in more ways than one. 😉
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54376 on: November 23, 2018, 11:58:45 AM »
I see Heather is actually feeding the new beau.

Maybe he is “The One” and has to be kept alive.

Holy Cow! What is that roasted animal being served?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54377 on: November 23, 2018, 11:59:09 AM »
Screw courtesy, make sure you flush once you no longer hear the astronauts splashing down. Saves the time from having to go to the garage to find the big plunger.

currently i have continuous assembly line of turkee sammiches being delivered to my location. this is how winning is done.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54378 on: November 23, 2018, 12:01:00 PM »

Holy Cow! What is that roasted animal being served?

The shape of it suggests duck to me, I don’t know if that is a common Thanksgiving thing there?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54379 on: November 23, 2018, 12:02:47 PM »
currently i have continuous assembly line of turkee sammiches being delivered to my location. this is how winning is done.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54380 on: November 23, 2018, 12:03:04 PM »
The shape of it suggests duck to me, I don’t know if that is a common Thanksgiving thing there?

update: i just filled the bowl with something that looks kinda like a duck...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54381 on: November 23, 2018, 12:03:34 PM »
currently i have continuous assembly line of turkee sammiches being delivered to my location. this is how winning is done.

That is sheer genius! I now see why you installed that 50” flatscreen in the kings chambers last week.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54382 on: November 23, 2018, 12:05:30 PM »
im sitting on the pot eating a giant turkee sammich right now. imma clog this baby in no time.

Take an alarm clock with you. Do Not fall asleep on the toilet. Your poor wife may put up with your nonsense but no female puts up with a male sleeping on the toilet. Even if you are ingesting zannies as you eat your sammich.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54383 on: November 23, 2018, 12:06:05 PM »
That is sheer genius! I now see why you installed that 50” flatscreen in the kings chambers last week.

i also had a landline installed with an intercom option just in case.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54384 on: November 23, 2018, 12:07:38 PM »
The shape of it suggests duck to me, I don’t know if that is a common Thanksgiving thing there?
Only Little Miss honey Wad knows what that is...I hope her cats are safe. Never heard of anyone serving duck on Thanksgiving unless it is The Turducken: Boneless Turkey Stuffed with a Boneless Duck.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54385 on: November 23, 2018, 12:07:49 PM »
update: i just filled the bowl with something that looks kinda like a duck...

Oh I can believe it.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54386 on: November 23, 2018, 12:08:12 PM »
Take an alarm clock with you. Do Not fall asleep on the toilet. Your poor wife may put up with your nonsense but no female puts up with a male sleeping on the toilet. Even if you are ingesting zannies as you eat your sammich.

sleeping? im putting in work over here. very serious business. ah, a fresh sammich just arrived.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54387 on: November 23, 2018, 12:08:59 PM »
i also had a landline installed with an intercom option just in case.

Smart thinking. Way to plan ahead.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54388 on: November 23, 2018, 12:11:24 PM »
She's just making shit up for attention. Because...only Tootsie knows.

see, now whose being mean and snarky?  you don't know me. I have never even spoken a word to you on here..how dare you? haven't i apologized enough? I don't know what you want me to do..   you don't know how i feel inside or how things hurt me or what i go through.. why are you trying to upset me again? you are being cruel and mean.. but everyone will love you and hate me??.. leave me alone.and stop making nasty comments about me.. . put me on ignore.. thank you @PolkaDot

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #54389 on: November 23, 2018, 12:11:31 PM »
Oh I can believe it.

imagine chocolate soft serve 3D printing a poop duck. .