The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Aquarius]

This conversation is hysterical.
I mean this conversation is just awful!

Hee hee hee   

Exactly! 

[anniem]

Ok, as long as you are working, I will not be worried for you. Years ago, I had a good life long friend, Mr Edwards. Mr Edwards stopped over for a visit while I was making potato salad. Mr Edwards popped a Valium and made himself a potato salad sammich. He asked to use my bathroom. He took his sammich into bathroom and fell asleep on the toilet. It took me forever to wake Mr Edwards up. Once he got out of my bathroom, I threw him out of my home. Sleeping on my toilet, while eating a potato salad sammich ended our friendship.

Sad to lose a friend I guess, but that story gave me an LOL!!

[Aquarius]

As long as I made you laugh then it was all worth it.

I’m about to heat up some leftovers beware!

Uh-oh, better batten down the hatches and then duck! [edit] (or turkey, as the case may be...)] <g>

[Azzerae]

Your mom. What a looker!

Tough deal you got there inspecting Sad Sack's nuts for lice. P.O.W. se poes, you P.O.S.

[Azzerae]

That’s not a burst colostomy bag.... that’s @BartEllProducer - that’s very very unkind of you. He looks so ... vulnerable laying there.

My bad, on closer inspection, its nothing more than a puddle of gravy...

[Azzerae]

Not only does it smell in here. Turd talk is disrupting my Internet services. I lost service 3 times today. Tomorrow, I am going to name names to the company that manages my Internet services.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "crapping out", eh?!

[Aquarius]

@Aquarius they do have that sort of sense of humor! Hope you are home during Black Friday.

Thanks, Moosie! I just got back from a hilarious lunch with some good friends, far away from the mall and the main thoroughfares around here. I left an extra 1/2 hour to get to a place that would normally take me 15 minutes, and just got there in time! The shopping frenzy is insane, really insane, a big kickoff to the commercialization of both Thanksgiving and Christmas. Ah well, at least the lunch was really fun! +1

[Aquarius]

August

Elvis died on Aug. 16 iirc, my brother's anniversary for his first marriage, which is why I remember the date. I will say no more. 

[Aquarius]

I visited friends in Memphis once. They had to take me to Graceland. There were a number of souvenir shops there. I check a few of them, I wanted to know if there were any bath mats that had a crime scene body outline of Elvis for sale. There were not and my inquiries were not appreciated.   

LOL!

[anniem]

I’m getting my popcorn

I just got some of these

[tootsie_wootsy]

Toots is a humanoid shaped turd.

you are a turd, Groyper.. an ugly racist one..    please forgive me, ladies and gentleman, for not being a sweet honey after being attacked for no reason
 Turd Racist Groyper gliding through life pic
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[anniem]

Those ANIMALS ate Malliard!!!

Awful, just awful.
How was your holiday, if you do T-giving?

[Azzerae]

Awful, just awful.
How was your holiday, if you do T-giving?

No T-giving in my neck of the woods, ma'm/sir, but it was indeed a good day yesterday - thank you.

How was your Thanksgiving? All the best to yourself and your loved ones.

[DynamoHum]

I just got some of these

Popchips are very nice, Salt and Vinegar are my fave flavour, and not quite as bad as normal crisps for you but they taste lovely. 

[anniem]

She doesn't want the outside world influencing the relationship, so she posts about it on social media. I think she's trying to keep her followers entertained and sending money and gifts. And they are wanting to name her new pet.
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Call him "Gone" once he gets a few doses of her lying ways.