I'm just glad these don't go to eleven
ROTFLMAO! I'm glad I'm home by myself right now, only the dogs are looking at me quizzically as I laugh out loud! +1 again when I can...
[edit] Later, y'all, I'm going to do battle and try to get to the outdoors clothing store without getting into a sale-crazed frenzied traffic altercation. I am going to be very Zen... very zen... VERY ZEN, YOU HEAR ME???