The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Journey]

Good night all. You’ve all been very funny as usual. Plus ones for everyone. Now that I’ve caught up I can go to sleep knowing I haven’t missed anything.

[paladin1991]

I am also banned from renting golf karts from 3 country clubs and 2 public courses.

I remember getting 86'd with a bunch of Marines fm my platoon.  We were kicked off the Navy Golf course in Cypress, Ca. when we got leave after the first Gulf war.  Fucking Officers were buying us drinks until they realized we weren't laughing with them, but at them.  We went to T-off shortly after that but the fucking Zeros complained to the management and they came after us yelling that they would call the fucking DOD cops to come arrest us. By then we were drunk driving, both on the greens and around the course in the carts.
L/Cpl Park filled up the hole around the 5th or 6th with vomit.

[paladin1991]

Do vegans swallow semen?

Asking before I am insulted by any vegan chicas.

🙄

I guess I need to know if you are vegan.  Otherwise, I am guessing that it would be considered a meat sauce.

[pawpourri]

Did u all enjoy ur Turkey's? I peed on them very nicely. Hope u loved the flavor it brings

Follows the rhythm of the "Dear Boss" letter from Jack the Ripper.  How old are you again?   

[paladin1991]

TL, honestly, I can't cook or eat things that look like they did while alive.  I buy bottled bacon bits and square fish filets.  I had mild flashbacks after a Chinese feast where guys competed for the eyes of the poor baked fish on a platter.  God, I'm a pussy. 

Yeah, well, we politely don't talk about it.


My 6 year old daughter would pull the eyes out of fried fish and eat them, "Like I'm in survival school, too, daddy."  My little Warrior Princess.

[pawpourri]

Am I in the Bathroom thread?  (Looks around confused)

Our paradigm is fluid (so to speak).   

[paladin1991]

My husband is like this too and I really don’t understand it. Don’t you want to know what you’re eating?

I usually knew her name.  It's not like we were strangers.  I probably knew her husband.

[paladin1991]

There's a baggie??

  Only in South American turkeys.

[paladin1991]

Better not be throwing the pies, I want those*!

*except the cream and gooseberry ones. Y'all can throw those.

Why Spooky.  You do not like cream pies?

[pawpourri]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did you eat your leftovers and used the bathroom again?  For the 3rd time today, my Internet services dropped again. They are sending out a tech tomorrow morning. In God's name, please stop. You are killing off the Internet and sever pipes from your home to the East Coast. When the tech shows up tomorrow, I am going to give him your name and show him your avatar, so they may send the bill to your home.

ROFL. Hope the poopberg dissolved before it hit the ocean.  I did hear a rumbling underground today.  Any tsunamis reported recently?

Okay, all my poop talk is exhausted (so to speak).   

[paladin1991]

No soup?

  No. 

[paladin1991]

Glad to see you here, PolkaDot! I'm actually going to try to set a world record for me for the last x number of years and get to bed really early for me. It would be really nice for a change to snuggle in and get as much sleep as I feel like getting tonight!

You have a good one and stay warm, willya? 

Hope you feel better, Spookcat.

G'night, Paladin!

  Good night Aquarius

[pawpourri]

She doesn't want the outside world influencing the relationship, so she posts about it on social media. I think she's trying to keep her followers entertained and sending money and gifts. And they are wanting to name her new pet.


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Methinks Old Smoghorn be jealous.  (Competition for Ms. H's hand.)

[Spookcat]

Ug, such a bummer! Hopefully you don't get the full of what the Mr. has. Glad you are well.  Sorry, Toots got under your skin. It's a pretty sick way to roll. Upward and onward though! I'm a dog person - so have a cat hug from me!
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Meh. I am past caring about someone who does something like that. You don't lie about stuff like that. If she has a problem with me for not being all "besties!" after she apologized, that's fine, I really don't care. At this point I'm more pissed off about how she treated everyone else that tried to help her all because she was ticked off at a handful of us. No one deserved that.
However I admit, with guilt, that I did enjoy some members of Bellgab saying her behavior is messed up. I have my failings.

I vote we go back to happy, fun times now.

UNLEASH THE PUPPIES!!

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[Spookcat]

Why Spooky.  You do not like cream pies?

No, Sir! Not a fan of pearls either, always seem like an eyesore.