My God, poor you. That thing must've gone through Pearl Harbor. Our state chairs were made by prisoners. They were crafted okay with materials the inmates had to work with. But the wooden desks...they were beautiful! Lots of talented woodworkers in the penitentiaries.
I wasn't kidding when I mentioned everything around here is pretty old. Visiting neighbors, furnace repairmen and so forth do double takes when they walk in here like they are in the twilight zone.