The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[DynamoHum]

I knew it was only a matter of time before a Heatherite went after me.

What happened?

[Doomed]

I think I'm starting to get the "steak not the sizzle" metaphor @Bart Ell

The salient comment in HW's post was "she got paid for the first time in six months". Unless it was a massive check, how is that  sustainable?

It is strange how she blurts out these details.

The art of distraction. Grifting 101...

[sean92008]

That duck didn't just look over-cooked, it looked mummified.
 

Basted in black tar heroin...

[albrecht]

That duck didn't just look over-cooked, it looked mummified.
 

The cuckshack is in a desert. Maybe the duck was just a migrating duck that died, fell, and became mummified in the warm, dry desert heat? And she found it and thought "a magic turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving. My candle-work and fire-dancing worked!"

[SpookyTim]

What happened?

That Steve Watkins guy. Which I'm pretty sure is another Garrett creation.

[Doomed]

The duck was found on the hood of her recently broken down dusty jeep. The duck had been left spread eagle on the hood inside of a pentagram she had drawn in her own feces in an attempt to receive divine intervention about which way she should walk to get to area 51.

That damn duck had more fun dead than it ever did when it was alive.

[DynamoHum]

That Steve Watkins guy. Which I'm pretty sure is another Garrett creation.

Too many sentences for Garrett.

I replied to him.

[Doomed]

Basted in black tar heroin...

I understand she named the duck "Tower".

[twistedlogic]

That Steve Watkins guy. Which I'm pretty sure is another Garrett creation.

I do think it is a sock for someone, but agree with Dynamo that there are too many sentences for it to be Garret.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

The art of distraction. Grifting 101...

She's not very good at that since she has to spill her guts to everyone.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

The cuckshack is in a desert. Maybe the duck was just a migrating duck that died, fell, and became mummified in the warm, dry desert heat? And she found it and thought "a magic turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving. My candle-work and fire-dancing worked!"

So roadkill in a way?

[PolkaDot]

Still no guest information on Heater's website.  Maybe it will be ghost Art interview

We can hope!

[PolkaDot]

I knew it was only a matter of time before a Heatherite went after me.

Do we want to know? Do you want to tell us?

[MAX]

That duck didn't just look over-cooked, it looked mummified.
 

I still think it was a prairie dog.

[PolkaDot]

The cuckshack is in a desert. Maybe the duck was just a migrating duck that died, fell, and became mummified in the warm, dry desert heat? And she found it and thought "a magic turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving. My candle-work and fire-dancing worked!"

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