Well, Neely is a doctor ...
Hey gang, a little perspective here. Technically you could call me Dr. although I almost never use the title because I have a Ph.D. However, my own advisor quite correctly told me that most of the time it stands for Piling it Higher and Deeper due to the academic politics of getting a dissertation past a faculty dissertation committee. It's not a bad perspective to have, methinks!
I assume Neely's mail-order degree was at least sent to him on nice paper.
P.S. No disrespect intended towards anyone who has earned their degree whatsoever, just putting things in perspective.