REMEMBERING SHAYP
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"Where you headed, ma'am? Going that fast for these conditions and over the posted limit. Is there an emergency?""Yes, I'm securing my LEGACY and on the way to do some fire-dancing and candle-work...""Uh, ok. Do you happen to have your proof of financial responsibility to go along with this "driver's license?""My proof of financial responsibility?""Your insurance, ma'am..." "Oh, I have it. But I left it in the ethereal plane last time I was out-of-body, surely you can understand that officer. (bats eyes)" "Ok, just stay right there, ma'am, let me just run this magic license" (over heard on the police CD radio crackling in distance) "Yes, send over an ambulance I think I got a L2K situation here, suspect is mentioning possible self-immolation and might be a danger to herself or others in the community considering the drought and fire conditions...""Ok, ma'am, if you could step out of the car. No ma'am please leave that kerosene and sticks in the car. (mumbling) Yes, leave the candles too. It will just be a moment while we discuss some things with the nice men in white suits (mumbling) No, they are not aliens. Just please wait ma'am."
So . . . . what's your point ?
Wish machine? What a bunch of marks......I’d rather have a wish sandwich....which is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread.....and wish you had some meat.
Or her new boyfriend explained how to use the paypal system. "You see Heather, it's just like an EBT card."
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Good evening all. Finally caught up. There was some funny stuff as usual.
Tater is doing bathtub videos again tonight
Buy a wish box, wish for a spirit box, return the wish box!
Is he playing Barry Manilow in the background? Because it's (almost) heartwarming to know he's a Fanilow ...
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Could it be magic?
