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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58860 on: December 03, 2018, 09:51:36 PM »
Did they forget to tell you that wasn't needed for your MRI?

Especially an MRI on your neck
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58861 on: December 03, 2018, 09:52:06 PM »
Did they forget to tell you that wasn't needed for your MRI?

His head was still up his ass at the time.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58862 on: December 03, 2018, 09:52:32 PM »
He'd probably answer the door naked...

...with bath bubbles dripping from him and a Coors light in his hand. I hope he would have ditched that helmet btw! Not a good look, I'd say...
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58863 on: December 03, 2018, 09:53:14 PM »
Did the magnetism of the MRI machine have an effect on the coors light cans you smuggled in?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58864 on: December 03, 2018, 09:54:08 PM »
Way to be optimistic!
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58865 on: December 03, 2018, 09:56:24 PM »
I have always loved the pancho! PS can you add me to your approved list?
Me too and I will.
I remember when I was in Scouts I made a poncho out of a wool camping blanket by cutting a hole in it just big enough to fit it over your head.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58866 on: December 03, 2018, 09:59:29 PM »
His head was still up his ass at the time.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58867 on: December 03, 2018, 10:00:38 PM »
I shaved my nutsac this morning.  Ready to be licked.

That's not how you go about picking up women Miller.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58868 on: December 03, 2018, 10:03:51 PM »
I shaved my nutsac this morning.  Ready to be licked.
I won't doxx him but Heather's new duck eating boyfriend told me that his extra hairy nut sack was what attracted her.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58869 on: December 03, 2018, 10:04:42 PM »
I won't doxx him but Heather's new duck eating boyfriend told me that his extra hairy nut sack was what attracted her.

she flossed her teeth with his man bush.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58870 on: December 03, 2018, 10:06:12 PM »
I must say I'm shocked Vara didn't try to say that Dynamo was actually MV faking a British accent

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58871 on: December 03, 2018, 10:11:00 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58872 on: December 03, 2018, 10:12:03 PM »
I finally caught up again. Now I’m too tired to go on lol.

PBS, I don’t know what happened but I hope you change your mind. Everyone would miss you!!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58873 on: December 03, 2018, 10:13:02 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #58874 on: December 03, 2018, 10:13:12 PM »
I won't doxx him but Heather's new duck eating boyfriend told me that his extra hairy nut sack was what attracted her.

PP, I just spit all over my phone. ROFL!!!