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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59071 on: December 04, 2018, 09:49:55 AM »
Well now brownies and nissene are essentially the same thing -- household guardians who make sure you are taking care of your property and help you get things right.  There is some idea that your nisse is the spirit of the first person to own the land you are farming, which makes me wonder if my nisse is native, or the first white person?
He killed the brown nisse via infected blankets, killing his bison, and poisoning his porridge and now the white nisse rules your household.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59072 on: December 04, 2018, 09:50:25 AM »
You know those shaved nutsacs i was talking about? I just added sauce. Licking good!
You can lick your own nuts?  That’s something that looks good on a resume.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59073 on: December 04, 2018, 10:03:49 AM »
You can lick your own nuts?  That’s something that looks good on a resume.

Agreed, you should be auditioning for one of the more risqué Cirque shows in Vegas with that talent @Jedimiller
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59074 on: December 04, 2018, 10:12:02 AM »
It is supposed to be a happy funtime party but it seems your friend Bart has been blacklisted by the woo community.
Is it because you are without woo?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59075 on: December 04, 2018, 10:16:22 AM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59076 on: December 04, 2018, 10:17:47 AM »
You can never be too sure.
Especially when a smooth criminal may be on the loose.
Hey, Micheal, do we know any smooth criminals?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59077 on: December 04, 2018, 10:19:35 AM »
I am going to start writing Bigfoot erotica.  I hear it's a thing.  Of some size.
Because they are angel-aliens that did unspeakable things to human women...and beasts in the field...and I'm sure there was something else but I can't remember now.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59078 on: December 04, 2018, 10:21:25 AM »
To live a life, you mean?  You are going to come back to 40 pages, mark my words.  It happens every time I go to work, the store or the can.
Maybe you need more fiber.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59079 on: December 04, 2018, 10:21:34 AM »
Bart, tap dancing for 2 hours would, I imagine, require lots of stamina.
I look forward to your performance.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59080 on: December 04, 2018, 10:22:53 AM »
Anyone seen Annie?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59081 on: December 04, 2018, 10:33:33 AM »
He killed the brown nisse via infected blankets, killing his bison, and poisoning his porridge and now the white nisse rules your household.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59082 on: December 04, 2018, 10:34:00 AM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #59084 on: December 04, 2018, 10:42:27 AM »
Agreed, you should be auditioning for one of the more risqué Cirque shows in Vegas with that talent @Jedimiller
Yikes.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.