The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[paladin1991]

So, confirmed, Falkie is the new host after Vara's show? Hahaha.

Shit Timmy!  I just spewed.  Earl Grey across my screen.

[PolkaDot]

Who shot JR?

That's a totally different thread.

[paladin1991]

OMG... Vara apologised to BellGab

A disturbance in the Force.

[paladin1991]

Senda and Neely could co-host a relationship advice show

Love Lines?  Naaaaah. Ask a Bro?  (Because Neely is black.  Not racist. Just what he is)  Or maybe, 'Smack My Bitch Up!'  Yeeah, that one sings, baby.

[Journey]

@KRowland definitely came out on top in this situation.  Vera was just bitching because Heather took him on a ride through "The Kingdom of Grift" and at the end of the ride, he wants his money back.  Vera's ticket got punched and there is no refunds plus Heather wants her money back for him stinking up the ride.

Good synopsis Stacks. She is like a recking ball everywhere she goes! 

[EarthAlien007]

Vara brought up a really good question to ask Heather. How did Art really die?
Hopefully she'll still be on for open lines.

[rekcuf]

He has been chosen by ART's Ghost to ride fm Valhalla to set things right.

The Circle of Truth, Trust and Consequences cannot be stopped.

-Friendship

[Walks_At_Night]

  I remember the night I took this pic.  I came back drunk and reenlisted.  Debs held that pose for a full two minutes.  ''Unbelieveable.  Pal, my biological clock is ticking!  I can't wait another 4 years to start birthing the new master race.  What the fuck were you thinking?  Should I just tie my tubes and marry my fucking guitarist?"  She asked.

"Like that's gonna happen."  I said.

@paladin1991 You've still got it!   

[DynamoHum]

We’ve just wandered into a weird dystopian Philaedelphia Experiment timeline as BG just invited Vara onto their GabCast.

If Falkie gets a gig on LNM we know some fucker has crossed the streams.

[paladin1991]

Please let me find a recording of Felchie's call.

[paladin1991]

They could settle the age old questions.  How many roses after a bruise?  How many if you break a bone, and how many dozen roses are necessary to have waiting at home when she arrives home from the hospital?

Also, which situation calls for an open hand, closed fist or backhand?

I believe that having these two offer their years of experience would help a younger generation to make better decisions in our relationships.

Karma!

[paladin1991]

who is Neely? other then a retarded person...?

why is he on the show?

He'll smack a bitch up.  Watch yourself, now.

[paladin1991]

You think I'm stupid?....

No.  I don't think that at all. 

[paladin1991]

Amy had legit reasons for not doing the show. If people believe that or not, that's on them.

I'm not sure 'grieving for a drowned gold fish' carries much weight.  Or the classic, 'Went to the beach and got sand in my clit.'

[paladin1991]

Bart posted a vocaroo link last night

I must have missed that.  Anybody got it handy?