THE NEGOTIATIONS WITH MICHAEL VARA HAVE GONE WELL. MY OPERATIVES FORCIBLY CONFINED HIM FOR THREE HOURS YESTERDAY IN HIS OWN BASEMENT. THEY DRUGGED HIM WITH TRUTH SERUM AND IN HIS SUGGESTIBLE STATE REPEATED TO HIM THE WORDS "GEORGE SENDA, LNM RADIO STAR". AFTER HOURS OF THIS TREATMENT I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT VARA WAS LAST SEEN NODDING WITH SEEMING APPROVAL OF THE IDEA AND DROOLING WITH A GLASSY EYED EXPRESSION. WE AWAIT FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS.