I am the first poster on page 5000.
How thrilled you must be!
That's right, you have won the great race to 5000!
Johnny, tell him what he's won!
Well Bob, he will be whisked away in a classic 1963 Rambler American, courtesy Taters Taxi Service,
and driven, against his will, to the beautiful desert resort of...PAHRUMP NEVADA!
That's right! An all expense paid trip to the "Riviera of the great American southwest", complete with a
complimentary breakfast at the Pahrump Dennys! Then you will be dropped off at Heather Wades gorgeous
estate, where you will be allowed to stand outside and wait for her to open the front door. All this and a bottle
of Dr. Zavs miracle lotion. "A miracle in every drop!" Your grand prize is worth $32.55, before taxes.
Congratulations!!!!!
