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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78075 on: January 21, 2019, 04:22:41 PM »
It's not supposed to.  They won't put an In n Out farther than, I think, one day's drive from the closest distribution center. They don't freeze their meat. Everything is fresh.

No frozen meat puns please.

What about shrinkage jokes?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78076 on: January 21, 2019, 04:26:32 PM »
What about shrinkage jokes?

They're fair game.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78077 on: January 21, 2019, 04:26:53 PM »
Aren't their toilets way better then America's?

I didn't think so, at least the traditional ones. Their bidets are wild, more computing power than the original iPhone 😀

I liked the unisex bathrooms there, being a taller white male led to memorable visitors when I went to relieve myself.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78078 on: January 21, 2019, 04:33:30 PM »
Aren't their toilets way better then America's?

The more rural areas, like older parks, had the basin in the floor with foot placements straddling it. You'd put you feet into the placements, squat and do your business.

The hotels I stayed in had "bidet" toilet seats. After you poo, a little arm with a spray head popped out and washed your bum, if you wanted. I never tried it.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78079 on: January 21, 2019, 04:35:38 PM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78080 on: January 21, 2019, 04:36:36 PM »
The USC campus has a Habit Burger...  I was impressed and my depression over no In-N-Outs being nearby was lifted.  I'll visit frequently...

Didja have the tempura green beans? Tasty, and oh so good for you.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78081 on: January 21, 2019, 04:37:32 PM »
The more rural areas, like older parks, had the basin in the floor with foot placements straddling it. You'd put you feet into the placements, squat and do your business.

The hotels I stayed in had "bidet" toilet seats. After you poo, a little arm with a spray head popped out and washed your bum, if you wanted. I never tried it.

I had a FWB who loved my Toto Washlet bidet.  I caught her getting off on it a couple of times...  It washes the front hole too...  Heated water, blow dry...  The life!
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78082 on: January 21, 2019, 04:38:34 PM »
Didja have the tempura green beans? Tasty, and oh so good for you.

I had meat and fries.

Tempura everything is good! Gimme more grease!!!
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78083 on: January 21, 2019, 04:38:58 PM »
I didn't think so, at least the traditional ones. Their bidets are wild, more computing power than the original iPhone 😀

I liked the unisex bathrooms there, being a taller white male led to memorable visitors when I went to relieve myself.

I think rural France had almost Chinese-style toleits (the squat blocks and hole.) The Dutch/partsOfGermany ones are bizarre. You crap on a shelf so you can inspect it (legend has it that your BM shows how well your diet and 'system' is working.) What does a sweating leftie have to say on the politics of toilets, you ask: 



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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78084 on: January 21, 2019, 04:39:48 PM »
Now clickacy is diamonds. How do I got from Squatty Potty to diamonds??

Once your personal "jewels" are gone, you are ready for new, real ones! <g>
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78085 on: January 21, 2019, 04:40:03 PM »
Aren't their toilets way better then America's?

Depends on the toilet. Some places still have the squat toilets, but a lot of their "western-style" toilets in public places have things like seat warmers, noise or music that you can play so you don't have to hear yourself using the toilet, and bidet-like functions.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78086 on: January 21, 2019, 04:41:20 PM »
FUCKING FOXES

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1087508981210382336

Damn, I pulled something laughing so hard!

Praise BE!

Edit:. Or was that a heart attack?  Damn...
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78087 on: January 21, 2019, 04:41:45 PM »
Now clickacy is diamonds. How do I got from Squatty Potty to diamonds??

I went from Purple Mattress to easy online CE's for psychiatrists, which I am most certainly NOT. Go figure. I liked when I got cool sculpting better. I wish cool scupting were permanent, but it isn't. Oh well.

I click on them all for Bart anyway.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78088 on: January 21, 2019, 04:42:44 PM »
Depends on the toilet. Some places still have the squat toilets, but a lot of their "western-style" toilets in public places have things like seat warmers, noise or music that you can play so you don't have to hear yourself using the toilet, and bidet-like functions.
I keep thinking of those squat toilets in indian. You know one hand is for wiping and the other hand is for other things.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #78089 on: January 21, 2019, 04:43:06 PM »
MY EYES!! OMG I CANT UNSEE THAT LOL.

Yeah, but you didn't delete the images in your reply, @Journey, so we've all had to see them again! I know, I can't unsee them, either!  :D +1
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