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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83685 on: February 12, 2019, 10:12:42 AM »
Never fart
If you have to fart, make sure you are getting off at the next floor
If you do fart make sure it is silent.
Treat every other passenger as though they are a silverback - never make eye contact.
Don’t speak
Keep hands in view at all times.
I've dropped a fart and then got off. haha

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83686 on: February 12, 2019, 10:23:10 AM »
Yes, it's always interesting to me to see what happens when I'm in an elevator with other people. Will they stare straight ahead and silently ignore the other people in there with them? Will they smile and nod or say hello? Will they play with their phone or talk on  it, or chat with their friend and share their conversation with the others whether they want to hear it or not?
One difference I noted after moving from NYC was people here are more likely to nod and smile or just say hello than stare straight ahead, which was more the norm in NYC.
But I like your suggestions for jury-pool room behavior, good thnking, @Dyna-X;) +1

I must say, the stare straight ahead was also found in Northern NJ, and it is extremely helpful on the opposite coast when coo coo nellies decide to engage one in a bizarre conversation.  It only takes minutes for them to realize they do not exist in annieland.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83687 on: February 12, 2019, 10:24:44 AM »
I must say, the stare straight ahead was also found in Northern NJ, and it is extremely helpful on the opposite coast when coo coo nellie's decide to engage one in a bizarre conversation.  It only takes minutes for them to realize they do not exist in annieland.
People often talk about going home and drinking a glass of wine in the elevator to me!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83688 on: February 12, 2019, 10:29:01 AM »
I must say, the stare straight ahead was also found in Northern NJ, and it is extremely helpful on the opposite coast when coo coo nellies decide to engage one in a bizarre conversation.  It only takes minutes for them to realize they do not exist in annieland.
haha, annieland that is awesome ;D

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83689 on: February 12, 2019, 10:44:59 AM »
Never fart
If you have to fart, make sure you are getting off at the next floor
If you do fart make sure it is silent.
Treat every other passenger as though they are a silverback - never make eye contact.
Don’t speak
Keep hands in view at all times.
There needs to be a movie or meme that promotes a new elevator song. Perhaps sing it to a familiar melody like bottles of beer on the wall. Maybe colored strobe lights to code each floor. Make elevators fun again!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83690 on: February 12, 2019, 11:22:59 AM »
I've dropped a fart and then got off. haha

They drop? To the floor?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83691 on: February 12, 2019, 11:33:29 AM »
Say, @26 horses, if'n y'all don't mind, please take the political discussions into any one of the other threads where you can talk about anything you want there. We kind of try to keep this one politics-free as much as possible. The drama we prefer is around HW, and if she's not producing any (like right now), we'll just make our own. Thanks! ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83692 on: February 12, 2019, 11:54:21 AM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83693 on: February 12, 2019, 11:56:29 AM »
Do the kids play Cowboys and Indians in front of the Oriental restaurant before going to the negro hair salon?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83694 on: February 12, 2019, 11:57:51 AM »
I think damon is a robot. All the odds stuff like data ot 3po
You’re awake at 4am??  Did you get the graveyard shift or something?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83695 on: February 12, 2019, 11:59:46 AM »
Greetings. Thank you for the wish of a Lasha-picture free day. As we wish, let us wish for a picture free day of "acres of skin" diseases and disorders.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83696 on: February 12, 2019, 12:03:53 PM »
Say, @26 horses, if'n y'all don't mind, please take the political discussions into any one of the other threads where you can talk about anything you want there. We kind of try to keep this one politics-free as much as possible. The drama we prefer is around HW, and if she's not producing any (like right now), we'll just make our own. Thanks! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83697 on: February 12, 2019, 12:06:22 PM »
Never fart
If you have to fart, make sure you are getting off at the next floor
If you do fart make sure it is silent.
Treat every other passenger as though they are a silverback - never make eye contact.
Don’t speak
Keep hands in view at all times.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83698 on: February 12, 2019, 12:17:19 PM »
Say, @26 horses, if'n y'all don't mind, please take the political discussions into any one of the other threads where you can talk about anything you want there. We kind of try to keep this one politics-free as much as possible. The drama we prefer is around HW, and if she's not producing any (like right now), we'll just make our own. Thanks! ;D ;D ;D
I shall and I hope you'd extend that same invite to Sgt. Major as well. TNX! :)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #83699 on: February 12, 2019, 12:18:55 PM »
They drop? To the floor?
well, @anniem I will never know what happens after I exited the elevator.
They might have dropped.  ;)