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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103965 on: June 14, 2019, 03:49:45 PM »
I am a strange bird. I am shy in my own way. I try not to celebrate my birthday. However, I am surrounded by funny, smart and kind people. The people around makes me feel humble.  As people give me good wishes, gifts, cards, artwork and food, I think about Lou Gehrig.  My favorite words-feelings were spoken by Louis Gehrig. 
“Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I have been in ballparks for seventeen years and have never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans.”
I had some bad breaks.
I have been in the ballpark for many years.
I have received kindness and encouragement.
I feel like the luckiest fish in the ocean.
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We are all lucky to have you here with us, @FISH, you add so much to the merriment and the craziness here, and that's meant as a high compliment!  :D
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103966 on: June 14, 2019, 03:50:10 PM »
I think a drag queen should play the role of HW.  Her appearance is very mannish.

You have made two very serious errors in judgment!

1) Drag queens are fabulous. Every day of their lives, fabulous!  Get it? Capice?

2) No self-respecting drag queen would be pale white as that!  No self-respecting drag queen would stay out of the warm and wonderful sun for the amount of time necessary to degrade to that shade of white!

Now, I understand that girthier comedian Louie Anderson has considered dressing in drag for potential movie roles. (He's desperate to revive his career.)  Louie could play sLushee.  Isn't he from Canadia too?

Being that they are concerned that an actor playing Mike from Montana would have a difficult time keeping a straight face, they have considered keeping his role strictly on the telephone a la Charlie from Charlie's Angels.

Speaking of drag...  Mike Myers as Dillman?  Is she Jewish? Does she get verklempt? Mike can pull it off!  His career has been in the shitter of late as well, he could use a big boost.



Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103967 on: June 14, 2019, 03:54:20 PM »
WTF have you let the cat ladies to you @Sergeant Major or is it Sergeant Cuddles now?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103968 on: June 14, 2019, 03:56:37 PM »
I think a drag queen should play the role of HW.  Her appearance is very mannish.

Oh, come on. Don't insult the queens like that.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103969 on: June 14, 2019, 03:58:07 PM »
@FISH

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103970 on: June 14, 2019, 04:00:39 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103971 on: June 14, 2019, 04:07:32 PM »
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103972 on: June 14, 2019, 04:11:59 PM »
If @FISH was here I would give her the ultimate birthday gift.
I would let her see the first 4.5 minutes of BART ELL SAVES THE WORLD.
She would then come back and let everyone know it was the greatest thing she has ever seen.
She's not here, though.
Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103973 on: June 14, 2019, 04:26:20 PM »
If @FISH was here I would give her the ultimate birthday gift.
I would let her see the first 4.5 minutes of BART ELL SAVES THE WORLD.
She would then come back and let everyone know it was the greatest thing she has ever seen.
She's not here, though.
Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

How about you share the four and a half minutes with us and we will tell @FISH about it...

Huh?  🙏
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103974 on: June 14, 2019, 04:28:50 PM »
How about you share the four and a half minutes with us and we will tell @FISH about it...

Huh?  🙏

Sure.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103975 on: June 14, 2019, 05:49:06 PM »
I wonder what heathers doing right now?
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cooling off that smoking hot body I bet 8)

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103976 on: June 14, 2019, 05:53:40 PM »
Happy Birthday @FISH

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103977 on: June 14, 2019, 06:28:24 PM »
Pikachus are not cats though.

It was you that did this to him! You killed (Kenny) Sergeant Major, you BASTARD!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103978 on: June 14, 2019, 06:31:14 PM »
How about you share the four and a half minutes with us and we will tell @FISH about it...

Huh?  🙏

You wouldn’t last 10 seconds before having a cigarette and asking for a sandwich.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #103979 on: June 14, 2019, 06:32:13 PM »
You have made two very serious errors in judgment!

1) Drag queens are fabulous. Every day of their lives, fabulous!  Get it? Capice?

2) No self-respecting drag queen would be pale white as that!  No self-respecting drag queen would stay out of the warm and wonderful sun for the amount of time necessary to degrade to that shade of white!

Now, I understand that girthier comedian Louie Anderson has considered dressing in drag for potential movie roles. (He's desperate to revive his career.)  Louie could play sLushee.  Isn't he from Canadia too?

Being that they are concerned that an actor playing Mike from Montana would have a difficult time keeping a straight face, they have considered keeping his role strictly on the telephone a la Charlie from Charlie's Angels.

Speaking of drag...  Mike Myers as Dillman?  Is she Jewish? Does she get verklempt? Mike can pull it off!  His career has been in the shitter of late as well, he could use a big boost.
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