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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127110 on: November 16, 2019, 01:14:00 PM »
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1195793344129118208

Okay, who's the asshole that slipped the LSD into my Trader Joe's organic banana creme yogurt?
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127111 on: November 16, 2019, 04:18:02 PM »
Okay, who's the asshole that slipped the LSD into my Trader Joe's organic banana creme yogurt?
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Re: The Kingdom of Nye with Heather Wade
« Reply #127112 on: November 16, 2019, 04:20:06 PM »
It saw her face.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127113 on: November 16, 2019, 08:37:19 PM »
OK, I need to sew a larger tree skirt for the Christmas Tree this year. Should I go fur or velvet? I can't decide.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127114 on: November 16, 2019, 08:41:38 PM »
OK, I need to sew a larger tree skirt for the Christmas Tree this year. Should I go fur or velvet? I can't decide.

Velvet or satin
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127115 on: November 16, 2019, 08:44:08 PM »
Velvet or satin
Satin stains so easily and I prefer live trees...course velvets not exactly full proof either.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127116 on: November 16, 2019, 08:52:15 PM »
I prefer live trees...
So you live in the woods and have built your house around a LIVE rooted tree?  Hmm well that's one way to do it.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127117 on: November 16, 2019, 08:55:26 PM »
OK, I need to sew a larger tree skirt for the Christmas Tree this year. Should I go fur or velvet? I can't decide.

Flocked or "sueded" vinyl. 

+ Crap doesn't stick in it (pine needles, etc.)
+ Lays flat

If you can't do that, felt adhered to vinyl would possibly be convenient to vacuum clean.

If not within consideration, the faux fur should clean up ok.  Plus fur babies will appreciate the warm snuggle place. 
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127118 on: November 16, 2019, 09:41:04 PM »
OK, I need to sew a larger tree skirt for the Christmas Tree this year. Should I go fur or velvet? I can't decide.
just put a bunch of catnip plants around the bottom of the tree and your cats will provide the skirt for you. 
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127119 on: November 16, 2019, 09:46:32 PM »
So you live in the woods and have built your house around a LIVE rooted tree?  Hmm well that's one way to do it.
I stand corrected, I prefer I chopped down slowly dying tree.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127120 on: November 16, 2019, 09:47:53 PM »
just put a bunch of catnip plants around the bottom of the tree and your cats will provide the skirt for you.
I am sans cat(s)
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            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127121 on: November 16, 2019, 10:00:53 PM »
OK, I need to sew a larger tree skirt for the Christmas Tree this year. Should I go fur or velvet? I can't decide.

Velvet. Sooner or later the alpaca will want to get up and stretch his legs

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127122 on: November 16, 2019, 10:06:54 PM »
I am sans cat(s)

NO CATS?!? What does that even mean??

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127123 on: November 16, 2019, 10:14:49 PM »
NO CATS?!? What does that even mean??

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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #127124 on: November 16, 2019, 10:41:26 PM »
I remembered this skit from my childhood... I remember it as funnier but, eh, whatever.

Best part ran from 1:57 to 7:00.

Eh, nevermind...