This is fun!
Now do the filthy animal that would follow said person around and dedicate half her existence to him.
Lack of oxygen in her case?
Nah. I just see two folks taking shots at each other. One always pretending to be innocent and the other not willing to back down when being called out. Kind of like an atom hitting an atom, there's bound to be some heat. A lesson in physics but in a Homo Sapiens kinda way. I'm paraphrasing here of course for dramatic emphasis. Can't have the Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade without..well.. you know-drama. Where's the fun in that?