The Kingdom of Nyet with Heather Wade

[Ms. C]

Damn, now I'm really sorry we didn't hear the aftershow from the Bartcast!

Maybe we should ask Michael Cohen, Omarosa, or David Pecker (that's really his name doncha know) if they've got the recordings?

Lolol. +100!!

[sean92008]

So, how many of you agree that the best thing for Heather might be a good fuck?

We'd have to hire a guy from a country where there's limited internet, that would help pull this off because he couldn't research her.

[Pizzapunch]

"Im in agony! AAAH GO KNEE! The magic is dead. Sure baby, I'll marry you. It'll be just you, me, and yer wallet. [snerk]
I cant feel my feet, and nobody cares. They've taken it all away from me. [sniff] You got a Visa card baby?"

[Bobs Your Uncle]

So, how many of you agree that the best thing for Heather might be a good fuck?

We'd have to hire a guy from a country where there's limited internet, that would help pull this off because he couldn't research her.

OMG! I laughed out loud! But you know, you might be right. +1

Edit: evidently I must wait for the +1

[sean92008]

The shit was so thick it stayed moist in the center for weeks.

[Doomed]

Hee hee hee, you read that post

Yeh, I did.  At the time I thought, "Nice work darlin'. A magnificent swan dive right into the shallow end of the pool!" 

[MAX]

If someone is an extraordinary Jack Ass, I say let them have ass then. Bart should lock them up in a thread with only Richard Groyper. Pure unadulterated eating of Richards ass may be the trick. When they show that they can behave, give them an R.C. Cola to wash the ass taste out of their mouth.

Eat My Ass - Richard Groyper

Well perhaps a bit extreme, but I will work hard not to get that “extraordinary Jack Ass label”,  but I must say  it is rather catchy and I do like R.C. Cola.

[Roswells, Art]

I hope your expectations weren't too high.

I really can't criticize because I liked this song when it came out, yikes:

 

I was still pretty young then though.

On another note, that came out during the time that Tipper Gore was trying to ban words in songs because they were immoral. That band was from the UK and I vaguely remember them trying to ban music from other countries. Yeah, it wasn't good but I don't want anyone else figuring that out for me.

Also if you listen to the song you'll hear Andrew Dice Clay, the comedian. I used to think he was really funny so when he came to The Moore in Seattle where I lived at the time I asked a friend to get us some tickets. He did, we had second row seats. So I find it funny when people think they are doing some damage to me when they call me a cunt @Richard Groyper.  I used to seek that sort of humor out. You're out of your league, Richard Groyper aka Rekcuf.

[MAX]

How about we all split a 20pc. box of Chicken McNuggets?

I’m in.

[Mr Apnea]

Here's my unsolicited comments:

I don't mind opposing opinions and think they are a positive contribution when in a discussion. At Bellgab, it wasn't offering an opposing position, it was a smackdown. The sole purpose seemed to be just that. No discussion or dialogue. Just ream the poster for the sake of reaming and move on to the next victim. If that is funny to you then maybe Ellgab isn't for you.

Please fact check me as some of this is just my opinion. With regards to Bellgab and what happened. Why did MV switch to a donation model? Why do you think he didn't go back to Adsense when the forums ignited after Art's death? The Bellgab domain was banned by Google. Probably for all of the previous and current postings and debauchery and "free speech" that was going on. To add insult to injury, the donations were not enough to cover expenses. In other words, it was costing MV real money every month. How frustrating would that be?

Like some of you have stated, this is Bart's playground and his rules. He has to do what he feels is best for the interests of Ellgab. So far I like this better. Some people may prefer the old Bellgab and that's fine. This isn't Bellgab.

Agreed, Bart's got the right formula.  My career is draining for me, so I come here to relax, enjoy and entertain.  There's enough assholes in my line of work, that I don't need to continue it here.
If we can't laugh as a group, it's no good.  I don't mind sticking it to saboteurs and wallet thiefs (heater) and bullies (Vara), the goofier the better.

[Exile]

How many kittehs have you?

Three Kittehs.

Big Jack
Mr. Cracker
and
Chopper.

Posted pics of them too except for Mr. Cracker.

I've had Kittehs all my life. Just a natural part now. I've had Puppehs too but my health doesn't allow me to properly take care of the.

 

[anniem]

Three Kittehs.

Big Jack
Mr. Cracker
and
Chopper.

Posted pics of them too except for Mr. Cracker.

I've had Kittehs all my life. Just a natural part now. I've had Puppehs too but my health doesn't allow me to properly take care of the.

 

I'll go look for the pictures. We got Boodles at 8 weeks, it is a ton of work that my dear husband did the most of. She was raised with kittehs and seems more at home with them than other doggehs.
Sorry your health is a hindering.

[Mr Apnea]

Well perhaps a bit extreme, but I will work hard not to get that “extraordinary Jack Ass label”,  but I must say  it is rather catchy and I do like R.C. Cola.

I miss R.C Cola, is it still around?  It always tasted better when it was flat.

[GravitySucks]

I miss R.C Cola, is it still around?  It always tasted better when it was flat.

Not all grocery stores carry it but some do.

[MAX]

Never walk into someone else’s house and shit on their rug.

Now that’s some damn good words to live by. Big Plus 1.