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sean92008

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16560 on: August 28, 2018, 04:59:59 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16561 on: August 28, 2018, 05:01:05 PM »
Do you think @TigerLily was rejecting my donkey show comments or my Tesla lecture? 😁

What Tesla lecture? I had to stop to throw up after reading the words "donkey show"
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16562 on: August 28, 2018, 05:02:56 PM »
He even stole and re-purposed this from The Great LZ. Hallowed be their Name. Who can ever forget those immortal words, "squeeze my lemons until the juice runs down my leg"

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Maybe singing to a public domain nursery rhyme would have been more his level. More honest, anyway.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16563 on: August 28, 2018, 05:06:21 PM »
I’m 6’4”. I’m just short for my height. The tallest woman I have dated was 6’2”. The shortest was 4’10”.

I have learned that what is in between the soles and the crown is much more important than how far they are apart.

Being a man of very similar height life has learned me this-
The 6'2" one is more difficult to enter from behind.
You find yourself having to thrust upwards and that is not natural.
Sure you can get them on their stomach and even the playing field.
I get it.
I never dipped below 5'2 so that midget lady may be a whole 'nother set of difficulties.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16564 on: August 28, 2018, 05:07:14 PM »
What Tesla lecture? I had to stop to throw up after reading the words "donkey show"
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16565 on: August 28, 2018, 05:11:26 PM »
I'm 6'1, 214.3 lbs. I'm a groyper in the streets, and a groper in the sheets.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16566 on: August 28, 2018, 05:12:05 PM »
Update from Pahrump... Well, what I can repeat...

HLW's property taxes still show as unpaid (due 8/20)
Heather is in Pahrump
No odor from the Cuckshack.
Somebody may confront another in this saga, it has been alluded to as something needing to be done.

I hope @Michelle & @DaveSchrader make an effort to say hello to Karen.  Are both of you going to Nevada?
keep us updated. I always look forward to and appreciate your updates.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16567 on: August 28, 2018, 05:16:36 PM »
Sonny used to own a restaurant in Houston back in the 80’s. I would see him on quite a few of the redeye flights when I had to fly back and forth to LAX. It always gave me confidence that someday I could date a tall woman.
Sad to recall that his demise came at 60mph face first into a Douglas Fir.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16568 on: August 28, 2018, 05:19:16 PM »
Sad to recall that his demise came at 60mph face first into a Douglas Fir.

Or he was struck in the back of the head to keep him from hearing testimony from a whistleblower. Or something.

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5pum5j/sonny_bono_was_murdered_by_hit_men_in/
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16569 on: August 28, 2018, 05:21:51 PM »
Sad to recall that his demise came at 60mph face first into a Douglas Fir.

The evidence indicates otherwise. Think three letter organization. Happy researching.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16570 on: August 28, 2018, 05:25:01 PM »
I'm 6'1, 214.3 lbs. I'm a groyper in the streets, and a groper in the sheets.

Don't forget the greeny bottom thing

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16571 on: August 28, 2018, 05:27:00 PM »
Don't forget the greeny bottom thing

my ass is tight! tight like a tiger. grrrrrr

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16572 on: August 28, 2018, 05:31:45 PM »
my ass is tight! tight like a tiger. grrrrrr
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16573 on: August 28, 2018, 05:39:56 PM »
We all lose a bit of what remains of our innocence every day.  :'(

Not me.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16574 on: August 28, 2018, 05:41:43 PM »
We all lose a bit of what remains of our innocence every day.  :'(

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