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Richard Groyper

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16590 on: August 28, 2018, 05:57:27 PM »
Any new nuuz about Heather? Who's on her show? What station is it on? Has she said anything to her loyal fans lately? Any new wallet stories? How about the gee-tar give away, has that happened yet?

Can the whack-o-hut goons and Air Force Security stand down at Area 51?

These are the things we need to know.

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she's dead. the end.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16591 on: August 28, 2018, 05:57:59 PM »
no, not uncle George.
OK.  I'm not that cruel.  You don't have to listen to him.
AntaĆ­en kamaradoj!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16592 on: August 28, 2018, 05:58:45 PM »
OK.  I'm not that cruel.  You don't have to listen to him.

thank yeeew, buddy.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16593 on: August 28, 2018, 05:59:22 PM »
especially this fat one. kill it with fire! 🔥🔥🔥
YEH! YEH! With lots of flame! Lots of gasoline! Maybe a couple flaming lawn darts...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16594 on: August 28, 2018, 06:00:12 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16595 on: August 28, 2018, 06:12:11 PM »
You werent any help at all. You just told me to go buy an app and program. Expensive equipment and sit in my car. Anyone could have given me that advice. When someone asks for help it doesnt mean they jist want to know what to buy. Ur an ahole

Well here, let me help.  I wrote the lyrics for your next song.  You can have the copyright.

Ohhh Heather, your reliability is like the weather.....

Ohhh Heather,  your brain must be lighter than a feather.....

Ohhh Heather,  I wanted to grab your ass because I know it will feel like leather.....

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16596 on: August 28, 2018, 06:13:48 PM »
Being a man of very similar height life has learned me this-
The 6'2" one is more difficult to enter from behind.
You find yourself having to thrust upwards and that is not natural.
Sure you can get them on their stomach and even the playing field.
I get it.
I never dipped below 5'2 so that midget lady may be a whole 'nother set of difficulties.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16600 on: August 28, 2018, 06:18:35 PM »
What was that story?  Oh yeah.  12 inches Egyptian worse.........................
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16601 on: August 28, 2018, 06:19:07 PM »
no, not uncle George!
"Uncle George?" You call him "Uncle George?"
Anything you'd like to tell us??

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16602 on: August 28, 2018, 06:19:24 PM »
lol. I just got a mental image of MV reading the mitd thread and the last several pages here. All of the thanking and praising. He'd be having dry heaves by now

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16603 on: August 28, 2018, 06:20:00 PM »
"Uncle George?" You call him "Uncle George?"
Anything you'd like to tell us??

yes, im the queen of Eng-a-land.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #16604 on: August 28, 2018, 06:20:22 PM »
Well here, let me help.  I wrote the lyrics for your next song.  You can have the copyright.

Ohhh Heather, your reliability is like the weather.....

Ohhh Heather,  your brain must be lighter than a feather.....

Ohhh Heather,  I wanted to grab your ass because I know it will feel like leather.....
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