HEATHER'S LAST KNOWN LOCATION ACCORDING TO OUR MILITARY GRADE TRACKING TECHNOLOGY IS A TRUCK STOP ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF SYRACUSE, NY.
WE ALSO HAVE SOME INTEL FROM AN UNVERIFIED FOREIGN SOURCE. ACCORDING TO RUMOUR, HEATHER WADE HAS ARRANGED TO RELOCATE TO AN INDIAN RESERVATION IN EASTERN ONTARIO AND WILL BROADCAST FROM HER NEW STUDIO AT CKWE MOHAWK NATION RADIO. SHE WILL PUMP OUT FROM POLE TO FREEZING POLE OVER INTERNET RADIO STREAM AND IN THE TYENDINAGA MOHAWK TERRITORY VIA FM RADIO BROADCAST AT A FREQUENCY OF 92.3 MEGAHERTZ. HER LOCAL RADIO AUDIENCE WILL CONSIST OF THREE DOZEN INDIANS, SOME DEER AND RACOONS AND OTHER WILDLIFE INCLUDING A LAKE MONSTER, FAMILY OF SASQUATCHES AND A FLYING SQUIRREL.
