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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2019, 09:56:00 PM »
Just glue some left over stock from your next job to it.
@Walks_At_Night   There is no next job (not one I'll be actually working on) I am pretty much retired. So I'm bored out of my skull and don't know what to do with myself. I'm posting far too much, I'm drinking like an ox and I can't wait to shovel snow! The fabric is breaking down and soon will longer hold the properties of a solid.

I may have to get a job!    wrapping gifts :'(
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2019, 10:00:41 PM »
@Walks_At_Night   There is no next job (not one I'll be actually working on) I am pretty much retired. So I'm bored out of my skull and don't know what to do with myself. I'm posting far too much, I'm drinking like an ox and I can't wait to shovel snow! The fabric is breaking down and soon will longer hold the properties of a solid.

I may have to get a job!    wrapping gifts :'(

Uhh ... Perhaps you enjoyed working? You are a craftsman, after all. You can always volunteer with Habitats for Humanity or some such if you don't care about the money

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2019, 10:11:45 PM »
@Walks_At_Night   There is no next job (not one I'll be actually working on) I am pretty much retired. So I'm bored out of my skull and don't know what to do with myself. I'm posting far too much, I'm drinking like an ox and I can't wait to shovel snow! The fabric is breaking down and soon will longer hold the properties of a solid.

I may have to get a job!    wrapping gifts :'(

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2019, 10:33:15 PM »
Return the inversion table. She can always do the Shirshasana yoga pose. Get her a cat instead. And the diamond

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2019, 10:44:05 PM »
Uhh ... Perhaps you enjoyed working? You are a craftsman, after all. You can always volunteer with Habitats for Humanity or some such if you don't care about the money

idle hands ...
I do volunteer. I'm a Sally Anne kettle person (ringing my bell) throughout December. I love it.  And I'm not returning the table. Yoga makes women fart. Not into that.

I am looking into other volunteering avenues. Soup kitchen stuff.. but then I stand there and I'm sickened by some of them because they can't be bothered to comprehend looking into their own self worth and putting on their big boy/or girl pants and helping themselves.  Perhaps Habitat For Humanity is something to look into.  Definitely.

@Bart Ell At a time of your convenience, please delete this thread.

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2019, 02:30:08 AM »
@Bart Ell don’t you dare delete this thread. It contains your brilliant wrapping suggestion, which I am planning to use.
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2019, 04:55:19 AM »
And I have no idea on how to go about wrapping this gift in a respectable and presentable way.  Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated.

@KSM  Get one of those gift bags that hold bicycles.  The dimensions usually are 60" X 72". Possibly big enough for that box?  Slip the bag over that box, flip it around tie it closed with ribbon.  ;)

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2019, 06:56:11 AM »
@Bart Ell don’t you dare delete this thread. It contains your brilliant wrapping suggestion, which I am planning to use.

Don't you worry, I sent the thread to @KSM for moderation.

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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2019, 12:19:07 PM »
@Bart Ell don’t you dare delete this thread. It contains your brilliant wrapping suggestion, which I am planning to use.
I could delete the dang thread myself. And I hope you use Bart's idea. Please be sure to post pictures of your wife's disappointment on Christmas morning.  :D

@ShayP I had no idea those things existed. The dimensions you gave will work!  Now my friend, how will I wrap this fucking hockey stick for my nephew?  ;D
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2019, 06:09:32 PM »
I could delete the dang thread myself. And I hope you use Bart's idea. Please be sure to post pictures of your wife's disappointment on Christmas morning.  :D

I don’t have a wife. Maybe this is the reason.
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2019, 11:16:48 PM »
I don’t have a wife.
Quit bragging. ::)
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2019, 12:35:24 AM »
Quit bragging. ::)

Excuse you??? :o

I hope your're not dissin' your partner who put up with all your crap! >:(
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Re: Wrapping Christmas Gifts. Can't do It!
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2019, 01:37:22 PM »

I hope your're not dissin' your partner who put up with all your crap! >:(
Don't tell me you're into that "partner" bullshit. Like her and I run a company together? It's a fuckin marriage and she's my wife. Last night I took Vera for a walk. She was my dog, not my partner.

PS I'm not yelling at you. Just sayin  I don't have a "partner" 
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