Christmas 2019

[PolkaDot]

@GravitySucks

Ok, I found this in her bookmarked pages on her laptop. As sure as I'm standing here this thing will secretly arrive in the next two weeks! Noooo doubt about it   This should be in the things that infuriate and creep you out thread.

So do you think this is going a little too far, ya still think you'd get along? And I know she's going to say she got a great deal on it because it's ON SALE! Fucking ridiculous, man.
https://www.wayfair.ca/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-illuminated-bavarian-style-holiday-nutcracker-statue-txg8424.html

Looks like the theme for your Christmas party has been set.

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks

Ok, I found this in her bookmarked pages on her laptop. As sure as I'm standing here this thing will secretly arrive in the next two weeks! Noooo doubt about it   This should be in the things that infuriate and creep you out thread.

So do you think this is going a little too far, ya still think you'd get along? And I know she's going to say she got a great deal on it because it's ON SALE! Fucking ridiculous, man.
https://www.wayfair.ca/outdoor/pdp/design-toscano-illuminated-bavarian-style-holiday-nutcracker-statue-txg8424.html

@KSM Yeah.  That’s a little much. But I like her style. The only thing that would ruin it for me is if her second toe is longer than her big toe.

Keep your mittens off the lady’s laptop.   

[KSM]

@KSM Yeah.  That’s a little much. But I like her style. The only thing that would ruin it for me is if her second toe is longer than her big toe.

Keep your mittens off the lady’s laptop.   

I never look into her business, just had a hunch. For $1,600. it better pour me a scotch.   Her toes are perfect. Had em' in my mouth an hour ago.

Looks like the theme for your Christmas party has been set.

My staff party was last night down in my bar. On Christmas day that is NOW turning into a bloody houseful I'll be sure to have that thing in the line of running playing screaming kids..  one of them will run in to it and hopefully smash it. Perhaps it'll stand at the top of the stairs and have an accident..  I never hit a woman statue unless she it falls down the stairs.  EZ does it..that's just a joke

[JayGab]

I'm a Jew

[PB]

... $1,600... 

$141 a month

[KSM]

$141 a month

She won't do payments. She'll buy it and pay the card balance right away. Hates any overhead debt and that I'm glad for that, it's just the overall price for a Fugly creepy statue that pisses me off. Meh   Whadda ya gonna do

[KSM]

We have always had this little Christmas village that I set up every year. Always different. Nothing too elaborate but it's 17 years and counting.  It looks very nice when the sun and lights go down.  I would live there

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[anniem]

We have always had this little Christmas village that I set up every year. Always different. Nothing too elaborate but it's 17 years and counting.  It looks very nice when the sun and lights go down.  I would live there

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Beautiful!

[PolkaDot]

All right, I’ve dipped one of my toes into the Holiday spirit. I bought two fresh evergreen wreaths today. I haven’t hung them yet but they are purchased. 

[KSM]

All right, I’ve dipped one of my toes into the Holiday spirit. I bought two fresh evergreen wreaths today. I haven’t hung them yet but they are purchased. 

So you dipped ONE of your toes into the holiday spirit? Did you have to hold the other ones back as you extended just one? Hewhehe  Too funny   And was the "holiday spirit" a liquid or a kind of gravy like substance?

Congrats on your wreaths.

[anniem]

All right, I’ve dipped one of my toes into the Holiday spirit. I bought two fresh evergreen wreaths today. I haven’t hung them yet but they are purchased. 

I walked past a pile of those yesterday, they smelled great.

[KSM]

I walked past a pile of those yesterday, they smelled great.

A pile of toes? Eww

[anniem]

A pile of toes? Eww

LOL!

[PolkaDot]

I walked past a pile of those yesterday, they smelled great.

Agreed. I have them soaking right now. They smell divine!

[PolkaDot]

So you dipped ONE of your toes into the holiday spirit? Did you have to hold the other ones back as you extended just one? Hewhehe  Too funny   And was the "holiday spirit" a liquid or a kind of gravy like substance?

Congrats on your wreaths.

Just the tip of the big one- it’s too early for the whole foot. I wouldn’t want to fall in.