What's on the menu for your Christmas meals? (Dinner/Breakfast)
@ShayP Super rich thick and hoppy craft beer ALL FUCKING DAY!!
But really::
Since 01 my wife has been making eggs benny every Christmas morning, sometimes even for a small army. They all leave after and return for dinner because they're all day barnacles looking for free stuff. Kidding. I still don't know what she does with that homemade Hollandaise sauce but it's divine and I could drink it like soup. She'll usually uses a nice deli shaved ham or smoked salmon. Or BOTH - this year as things have gotten out of hand with guests
Would you please come yell at them for me??
No lunch needed because we'll be napping.
Dinner will be a classic extreme buttery Turkey basted in some concoction she learnt of while working in a Greek restaurant many years ago. Roasted garlic mash (I do those) Glazed carrots. Brussel sprouts done in chicken stock with bacon (again, don't know what she does but I'm glad she does it) And Paula Deen's mac n cheese (because my wife is a racist)
After that will be a flourless Chocolate lava cake. Originally it was supposed to be just US TWO! but now we have nine adults and four kids. Instead of the four kids I'd rather have baby goats running around the house
Compact little assholes who don't stop asking me for stuff. "I could throw you through the window you little shitbirds!" FUCK OFF!
I'm missing several details and finishing touches but you get the point.
PS for my wife's staff party she took everybody (I paid for me) to the pea shoot chef's place. Pictured you'll see the wilted pea shoots on the side of my plate. They were on TOP of my chicken masala. I love masala sauce
oh yeah, great stuffing of course mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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