Bart Ell presents... The Truth

[KSM]

Doubtful.
I can't see you putting in the necessary road work. Here is a short 7 hour 16 minute preamble to start with.  Get through this and we'll give you some real home work.

Forfeit. Although why would anybody put themselves through that in the first place. You guys keep your homework, I'll show myself out.

[Bart Ell]

I am not too proud to admit that this is the only movie scene that has ever made me laugh out loud.

[Bart Ell]

Only obese people feel they deserve a treat every time they go get groceries.

[Bart Ell]

You should be allowed to set anyone who says "on accident" on fire.

[Walks_At_Night]

I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.

Gummer69 steps into the light finally. 

[Bart Ell]

Bairyn used ONE BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES at a menu tasting charity event last week.
I am very proud.

[Bart Ell]

Art's antenna farm is as useful as a wall of VHS duplicators.

[GravitySucks]

Bairyn used ONE BITE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES at a menu tasting charity event last week.
I am very proud.

Never saw a menu I felt the need to taste. 

[Bart Ell]

Never saw a menu I felt the need to taste.

It was made of Thai Basil.

[FISH]

Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.

This comment is true.
There is "good" bad entertainment and there is "bad" bad entertainment. Hellier falls under the bad bad group.
Word on the streets is that Mike Nelson and his robot companions refused to watch Hellier.

[anniem]

On December 27th I had something called a microlaryngoscopy.
This is a recording of the moment I broke my throat.

https://vocaroo.com/l9mwBlKXfl8

That must have hurt. Did you get put on voice rest? Are you ok now?

[Bart Ell]

This comment is true.
There is "good" bad entertainment and there is "bad" bad entertainment. Hellier falls under the bad bad group.
Word on the streets is that Mike Nelson and his robot companions refused to watch Hellier.

I would drive a machine far away from any device playing this show!
I would even let one of those drunk kids drive the machine just to get away from it.

[FISH]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:   Hellier Producer Greg Newkirk Talks.
Will There Be a Season 3 of Hellier?
"I think if there is a Season Three, it probably won't happen for a while because we are all kind of losing our minds," Newkirk revealed to ComicBook.com.

[Bart Ell]

That must have hurt. Did you get put on voice rest? Are you ok now?

They cut stuff out and injected stuff in!
I am never ok, I AM ALWAYS GREAT!

[anniem]

They cut stuff out and injected stuff in!
I am never ok, I AM ALWAYS GREAT!

Then I am happy!