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Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« on: January 17, 2020, 05:00:51 PM »
Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.

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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2020, 05:01:42 PM »
There will never be a greater Canadian hard rock album than Mood Swings.

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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2020, 05:02:30 PM »
The only time I am not full of confidence is when I try to play like Gary Moore.

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2020, 05:04:34 PM »
In 2022 TV Woo will #JumpTheWoo
At least nobody in the Woo world built a world headquarters thinking it would last forever... yet

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2020, 05:09:24 PM »
The guy who made a fortune selling you Chia Pets is now making a second fortune by convincing you to eat them.

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2020, 05:10:04 PM »
Kale is just a way to make you spend more money for spinach.

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2020, 05:13:38 PM »
I have thrown away more tea bags than I have ever used.

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2020, 05:14:38 PM »
Every atheist that tries to sell you some kind of ghost woo toy should be shot.
Twice.

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2020, 05:18:49 PM »
If there was no bullying there would be no Apple or Microsoft.

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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2020, 05:20:28 PM »
I healed Exile.

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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2020, 05:21:48 PM »
No sane person decides to raise a young family in a doublewide in the desert.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2020, 05:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:00:51 PM
Hellier is the most over-hyped piece of shit since Napoleon Dynamite.

Confirmed from WANworld - 15 bloody hours and no goblins.  Just a rock in a hole.

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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2020, 05:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 17, 2020, 05:22:53 PM
Confirmed from WANworld


I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2020, 05:25:04 PM »
People who say Bob Lazar has never changed his story have never paid attention to his story.


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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2020, 05:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:24:05 PM
I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.

As you have stated in the past - we all have our kinks.

Carry on. I like where this thread is headed.
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