Bart Ell presents... The Truth

[Bart Ell]

Bob Lazar is ten times more important to the woo world than Art Bell.
Everyone knows what Area 51 is while only shut-ins remember Art's name.

[Bart Ell]

As you have stated in the past - we all have our kinks.

Carry on. I like where this thread is headed.

I meant it fully as a compliment!

[Walks_At_Night]

I meant it fully as a compliment!

It was taken as such my good Sir.

[Bart Ell]

If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.

[Bart Ell]

On December 27th I had something called a microlaryngoscopy.
This is a recording of the moment I broke my throat.

https://vocaroo.com/l9mwBlKXfl8

[Bart Ell]

People who think there is serious woo are mentally unstable.

[KSM]

I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.

WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

[Bart Ell]

Baltimore is a horrible city.

[Bart Ell]

WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!

[KSM]

Baltimore is a horrible city.

Common knowledge.

[KSM]

Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!

Also common knowledge.

[Bart Ell]

Being deaf would not be all bad.
I would never hear a local say sore-eeeeee again.

#SorryNotSore-eeeeeeeeee

[Walks_At_Night]

If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.

Guilty. 
Yes.
I having been doing so..........................

[Walks_At_Night]

WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

Doubtful.
I can't see you putting in the necessary road work. Here is a short 7 hour 16 minute preamble to start with.  Get through this and we'll give you some real home work.

[Bart Ell]

I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.