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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #330 on: March 11, 2020, 07:13:39 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 11, 2020, 06:56:44 PM
UPDATE: All Raptor players will now die.


As long as the Argo's are safe.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #331 on: March 11, 2020, 08:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 11, 2020, 06:56:44 PM
UPDATE: All Raptor players will now die.

https://twitter.com/glen_mcgregor/status/1237919972481007616
For people who don't have time to find the back story, this guy made a point to touch all the microphones to disuade people from worrying so much about Corona Virus.  He thought he was healthy at the time.

2 days later he tested positive so I hope they do sanitize those mic foams.  Benzalkonium chloride lotion should work, just towel it dry afterward.  It's found in incontinence sections of stores.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #332 on: March 12, 2020, 05:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 10, 2020, 09:57:32 AM
They will die with a clean ass.

https://twitter.com/ShivAroor/status/1237108815595737088

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #333 on: March 12, 2020, 05:30:25 AM »
I figured out what the toilet paper is for.

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #334 on: March 12, 2020, 08:52:31 AM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #335 on: March 12, 2020, 08:59:53 AM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #336 on: March 12, 2020, 09:49:11 AM »
Oh dear, we're losing our college and professional sporting events.  I wonder what going cold turkey for the fans who devote their lives to this will look like.  More trips to Taco Bell, or less trips to Taco Bell?




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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #337 on: March 12, 2020, 09:57:37 AM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #338 on: March 12, 2020, 09:59:26 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 12, 2020, 08:59:53 AM
https://twitter.com/CochraneCBC/status/1238131029665288192

Of course the  UK is not on our Europe ban list  .... sigh

Add MLS soccer to the list... Suspending play for 30 days

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #339 on: March 12, 2020, 10:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 12, 2020, 09:57:37 AM
I assume that The Bart is safely ensconced up where Eagle's Dare now?


THE VIEW FROM THE BERG IS BREATHTAKING!

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #340 on: March 12, 2020, 10:17:41 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 12, 2020, 10:06:30 AM
THE VIEW FROM THE BERG IS BREATHTAKING!

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Excellent. Put another log on the fire and give Blondi 2.0 a pat on the head for me. 

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #341 on: March 12, 2020, 10:19:51 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on March 12, 2020, 10:17:41 AM
Excellent. Put another log on the fire and give Blondi 2.0 a pat on the head for me.

It's Blondi VIII

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #342 on: March 12, 2020, 10:23:18 AM »

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #343 on: March 12, 2020, 10:27:18 AM »
Add crazy eyes Sen Rick Scott  (R-Fl) in the self-quarantine political list

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Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak - That began in Wuhan, China and is spreading
« Reply #344 on: March 12, 2020, 10:33:44 AM »
Are we having fun yet?
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