I give two fists of rage to the entire Wegmans operation for this terrible event.
@Chimp Covfefe I eat 2 bananas every day. However, I am not a monkey. I do have a monkey name as per a bank. I was going to cosign a mortgage loan for my brother. All the paperwork from the bank had misspelled my first name. The bankers started to refer to me as "JoJo."
I contacted the bank to point out to them if I was a monkey my name would be JO JO. Eventually the bank stopped calling me JoJo.
All is well, and my dear brother got his house. Yesterday, my brother dropped off 12 bananas for me. He said he knew JoJo loves her bananas.