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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1425 on: September 27, 2022, 05:17:34 PM »
Full physical today.  Everything.  My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.

Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"




You want to make sure they're getting along with their wives before you go in.

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« Reply #1426 on: September 27, 2022, 05:53:48 PM »
Full physical today.  Everything.  My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.

Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"



I once had a caregiver that had a sense of humor.  Just before the exam, he pointed to an open box of Kleenex and said, "Those are for cleaning, not for tears."   ;D     Cheers, @ShayP.

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« Reply #1427 on: September 27, 2022, 06:34:18 PM »
Full physical today.  Everything.  My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.

Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"

Dude! Just rent a whore to get that done. Why are you paying a man to get you off?

GEESH!  ::)

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« Reply #1428 on: September 27, 2022, 08:00:17 PM »
I once had a caregiver that had a sense of humor.  Just before the exam, he pointed to an open box of Kleenex and said, "Those are for cleaning, not for tears."   ;D     Cheers, @ShayP.

That's great.  ;D  My PCP has a sense of humor but he sometimes uses foul language that I never heard a doctor say before.  It seems like he's high strung.  Good doctor though.  When you hear a doctor say "I wish these fuckers would get it straight", you feel a little uneasy.

Cheers to you as well.  @Rikki Gins

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« Reply #1429 on: September 27, 2022, 08:02:03 PM »
Dude! Just rent a whore to get that done. Why are you paying a man to get you off?

GEESH!  ::)

I should've paid you.  Would've been cheaper and more pleasurable.  :D

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« Reply #1430 on: September 29, 2022, 07:06:57 AM »
@JUAN how are the turkey berries holding up?
Are we having fun yet?

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« Reply #1431 on: September 29, 2022, 08:39:44 AM »
Fine @GravitySucks.  We’ll see how they like the hurricane.  My Sea Island peas have grown all over them, but they don’t seem to mind.
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« Reply #1432 on: September 29, 2022, 09:47:10 AM »
I ask ALL of you...

Have you taken your fingers to a magazine, photograph, newspaper, etc. and tried to pinch zoom?

I just happened to me (Toyota maintenance plan brochure) and a wave of concern flushed over me.
😟😟😟
Eh, nevermind...

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« Reply #1433 on: September 29, 2022, 10:32:02 AM »
Book to make the type larger.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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« Reply #1434 on: September 30, 2022, 08:12:57 AM »
I think @fredward might have a few tats. I know people with some great ones that have stood the test of time, but still it's not for me.

BUT I DON'T JUDGE THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS LIKE @Bart Ell Does!  Bart is a very (To use @PolkaDot 's word) "JUDGIE" guy.
OMG!!   ;D
I’m going to start a new thread: Day Drinking With @KSM . Record all your  pearls of wisdom for posterity. This may or may not include coffee sessions. 
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #1435 on: September 30, 2022, 08:14:53 AM »
Don't get catty.  You are the one that intro'd me to North Korean horse porn.
THIS ⬆️⬆️ I believe
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #1436 on: September 30, 2022, 08:18:34 AM »
OMG!!   ;D
I’m going to start a new thread: Day Drinking With @KSM . Record all your  pearls of wisdom for posterity. This may or may not include coffee sessions.
Coffee time is still technically "drinking" so I would assume that coffee sessions fit the criteria. Pearls of wisdom and hilarity cross over from beverage to beverage as you try not to nose snort whatever liquid is in your mouth. Funny stuff.

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Re: TELL/ASK Another Forum Member - Anything!
« Reply #1437 on: September 30, 2022, 08:23:53 AM »
Full physical today.  Everything.  My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.

Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"



Men!!! Such whiners! You have NO idea…
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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« Reply #1438 on: September 30, 2022, 08:42:38 AM »

You want to make sure they're getting along with their wives before you go in.

Ha! I missed this @PB;D   Me: "So, how are things going doctor?"  Him: " My wife left me"  Me: "Can I reschedule?"

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« Reply #1439 on: September 30, 2022, 08:53:18 AM »
Men!!! Such whiners! You have NO idea…

@PolkaDot  In my case I will agree.  I've had many nurses tell me that the big guys are the sissies when it comes to certain tests.  I'm in that category.  When I hear, "We're going to draw some blood" I usually ask why, and do we really have to?  ;D