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Worst Ways To Die!
« on: October 26, 2020, 11:47:50 PM »
Seriously, name your most dreaded method of demise.

Burned alive?
Hot-air balloon accident? (Falling)
Stabbed/throat slit?
Women who fart in their sleep?

There are so many. The PIZZA OVEN sounds the worst to me because it has everything! Think about it! It's a mix of buried alive, burned alive (cooked/baked) you're in a very cramped space and the heat slowly builds as does your unimaginable horrific anticipation. You're not getting out - nobody can hear you unless they're standing around to enjoy your screams from outside the oven. The pizza oven death is a real doozie. And let's not forget that they can set the temperature to whatever they want..  think about that for a few seconds. Much potential :o

I would also like to know what you want for your last meal if you were on death row. You're innocent but they don't care  :'(

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2020, 02:18:53 AM »
Drowning.  The idea of breathing in water and then reflexively coughing it out, only to breath in more water, puts this manner of death at the top of my list.  For my last meal, I would like a large canadian bacon pineapple pizza, a chicken fried steak, a slice of garlic french bread,  one big bacon burger with lots of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise, a bowl of strawberry ice cream, and a big pitcher of grapefruit juice that the prison guard (my good friend KSM32) has secretly mixed a bottle of gin into.  (Yes, I can eat all that because I would fast the three previous days leading up to my execution.)  Also, no needle for me.  I want to get the original Old Sparky electric chair hooked up so that I can take the juice. 

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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2020, 05:29:18 AM »
Drowning for me too... for all the same reasons.

Last meal - One carrot. Don't let the bastards think they are doing me a favor.

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2020, 07:27:23 AM »
Do watch this.

I add this to my list of regrets.

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2020, 07:31:15 AM »
For my last meal, I would like a large canadian bacon pineapple pizza...

Also, no needle for me.  I want to get the original Old Sparky electric chair hooked up so that I can take the juice.

What the fuck?  I don't know which one is worse.  That pizza or the chair.   ;)  ;D

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2020, 07:55:51 AM »
Burned alive.  A close second is being beheaded ISIS style.

Last meal: New York Strip Steak (medium) with a side of mac & cheese, crispy French fries with gravy, and a Caesar salad.  Fried calamari w/marinara as an appetizer, and cheesecake with blueberry topping as dessert. 

Throw in a large soft Bavarian pretzel with mustard. 

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2020, 10:23:14 AM »
@Rikki Gins @Bart Ell   Drowning? I almost added that to the main list but thought it too tame. I almost drowned when I was 9 - after the initial panic it was pretty easy stuff as I faded before being pulled in, thus saved.
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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2020, 10:27:21 AM »
Drowning does sound awful. I always thought the impaling Vlad style would be a slow awful death, same with crucifixion.

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2020, 10:28:51 AM »
@KSM32 - you didn't say what your last meal would be.
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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2020, 10:29:10 AM »
Burned alive.  A close second is being beheaded ISIS style.

Last meal: New York Strip Steak (medium) with a side of mac & cheese, crispy French fries with gravy, and a Caesar salad.  Fried calamari w/marinara as an appetizer, and cheesecake with blueberry topping as dessert. 

Throw in a large soft Bavarian pretzel with mustard.

@ShayP the beheading would be over rather quickly. I think the worst part of that is that it would really hurt my feelings being killed that way. i dunno, just something about it seems so mean and I know I'd take it very personally.


I'll have a classic southern 3pce fried chicken dinner. A breast with wing attached, drum, andspeperate thigh. Chocolate cake or pudding
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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2020, 10:29:36 AM »
@KSM32 - you didn't say what your last meal would be.
Just did.  look up

Although I like your meal better.  Waiter, I'll have what she's having!
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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2020, 10:33:37 AM »
A breast with wing attached

WINGTITTY!

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2020, 10:34:52 AM »
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

Meal - anything that would cause me to throughly soil the death chamber, as I would be an innocent man, probably still locked up by the Governor because of the Wuhan, and damning this ipad for insisting on capitalizing Governor, improperly, twice in this sentence.
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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2020, 10:35:46 AM »
@Rikki Gins @Bart Ell   Drowning? I almost added that to the main list but thought it too tame. I almost drowned when I was 9 - after the initial panic it was pretty easy stuff as I faded before being pulled in, thus saved.

Sounds like you were a quitter as a little boy!

I would be trashing madly like these humans...

As those fingernails scratching on my hull.

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Re: Worst Ways To Die!
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2020, 10:37:37 AM »
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

Sounds like hell.
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