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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2020, 03:57:23 AM »
Helpful hint: carve an “X” in them prior to roasting, it also works for Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2020, 11:04:21 AM »
I Will: have the tree set up.
I Will: have the Christmas village set up on the mantle.
I Will: have the giant creepy nutcracker statues lit up and at attention as they adorn the front steps.
I Will: have the Letters To Santa mailbox set up on the front lawn. Also lit up. Kids actually leave letters in there.  :)
I Will: Be jolly as fuck if all goes according to plan.

And much more than that


All to be completed on the same day and within five days of this meek and mild announcement.

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2020, 12:32:32 PM »
I Will: have the tree set up.
I Will: have the Christmas village set up on the mantle.
I Will: have the giant creepy nutcracker statues lit up and at attention as they adorn the front steps.
I Will: have the Letters To Santa mailbox set up on the front lawn. Also lit up. Kids actually leave letters in there.  :)
I Will: Be jolly as fuck if all goes according to plan.

And much more than that


All to be completed on the same day and within five days of this meek and mild announcement.

What about @Ciardelo 's chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2020, 12:44:26 PM »
What about @Ciardelo 's chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

Chestnuts?
WHAT KIND OF BOTCHED TRANSITION IS THAT?

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2020, 01:49:41 PM »
I Will: have the tree set up.
I Will: have the Christmas village set up on the mantle.
I Will: have the giant creepy nutcracker statues lit up and at attention as they adorn the front steps.
I Will: have the Letters To Santa mailbox set up on the front lawn. Also lit up. Kids actually leave letters in there.  :)
I Will: Be jolly as fuck if all goes according to plan.

And much more than that


All to be completed on the same day and within five days of this meek and mild announcement.

What do you do with the letters?

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2020, 02:06:36 PM »
Chestnuts?
WHAT KIND OF BOTCHED TRANSITION IS THAT?

I'm adding it to @KSM32 's to do list. Perhaps we should add @Bart Ell 's chestnuts too. Yes. Good idea. KSM! Make the bonfire a bit bigger!
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2020, 02:27:18 PM »
I'm adding it to @KSM32 's to do list. Perhaps we should add @Bart Ell 's chestnuts too. Yes. Good idea. KSM! Make the bonfire a bit bigger!

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2020, 02:31:50 PM »
@Bart Ell   I received your post card today.  Thanks!  :D  I am wearing pants right now and because it's the holiday season I am committed to do so.  I'm not sure what's gonna happen come the first of the year though.   ;)  ;D

Cheers!

The first official Bart Ell Christmas postcard has arrived!
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2020, 02:35:21 PM »
What do you do with the letters?
I was wondering that, too.  I’d probably save them for future blackmail or perhaps for dealing with unruly neighbors.
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2020, 02:48:26 PM »
What do you do with the letters?
@ShayP  These are left by neighborhood kids. Usually 8 or under. If we know them we'll contact the parents and decide on a gift. My wife does this. I keep the path to the box nicely shoveled. The mailbox that is, Bart.  ::)

This will be year three of this CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

@Ciardelo It looks like @TigerLily has given albeit in a roundabout way the go ahead to, STUFF HER BIRD.

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TO ALL  this roasting chestnuts/testicles over a fire are lifted! From my song, joke that I inject throughout the holiday threads year after year. Fleshnuts Roasting On An OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrre.  Get your own jokes LILY!

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2020, 03:00:23 PM »
@ShayP  These are left by neighborhood kids. Usually 8 or under. If we know them we'll contact the parents and decide on a gift. My wife does this. I keep the path to the box nicely shoveled. The mailbox that is, Bart.  ::)

This will be year three of this CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

TO ALL  this roasting chestnuts/testicles over a fire are lifted! From my song, joke that I inject throughout the holiday threads year after year. Fleshnuts Roasting On An OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrre.  Get your own jokes LILY!

No shit!? @KSM32   That's damn cool of you, and your wife, to do that.  If I had kids I'd have them ask for cocaine.  JUST KIDDING!  Oh, and I am going to start a band called 'Fleshnuts.'  I don't have any discernible musical talent but I'll give it a go.  I think my voice is shit but I believe I can be a good front man. :D

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2020, 05:17:24 PM »
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL @TigerLily
You're assuming she ever WAS in control.

No shit!? @KSM32   That's damn cool of you, and your wife, to do that.  If I had kids I'd have them ask for cocaine.  JUST KIDDING!  Oh, and I am going to start a band called 'Fleshnuts.'  I don't have any discernible musical talent but I'll give it a go.  I think my voice is shit but I believe I can be a good front man. :D
Fleshnuts would be a good name. Why not!?

As far as your singing/voice goes, do you mean to tell me that most of what we hear today that is regarded as a "Hit Song" is any better than what you could pull off? And if the band was called The Fleshnuts people would go in with low expectations.

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2020, 06:43:48 PM »
YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL @TigerLily

@Ciardelo     is only now recognizing Tigerlily's usual state?
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2020, 06:46:38 PM »
No shit!? @KSM32   That's damn cool of you, and your wife, to do that.  If I had kids I'd have them ask for cocaine.  JUST KIDDING!  Oh, and I am going to start a band called 'Fleshnuts.'  I don't have any discernible musical talent but I'll give it a go.  I think my voice is shit but I believe I can be a good front man. :D

Keep'em away from your chestnuts
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2020, 07:02:22 AM »
Fleshnuts would be a good name. Why not!?

As far as your singing/voice goes, do you mean to tell me that most of what we hear today that is regarded as a "Hit Song" is any better than what you could pull off? And if the band was called The Fleshnuts people would go in with low expectations.

You made valid points there. @KSM32

The title of our first album will be called 'Mouthfeel.'  Do you like it?  :D