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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2020, 03:51:35 PM »
Keep'em away from your chestnuts
The cocaine?
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2020, 07:49:02 PM »
@ShayP  These are left by neighborhood kids. Usually 8 or under. If we know them we'll contact the parents and decide on a gift. My wife does this. I keep the path to the box nicely shoveled. The mailbox that is, Bart.  ::)

That's pretty high class right there!


This will be year three of this CHRISTMAS TRADITION.

@Ciardelo It looks like @TigerLily has given albeit in a roundabout way the go ahead to, STUFF HER BIRD.

WARNING: Beware her Beaver. It's extremely liberal and the thing has teeth n' shit! YOUZZZAAA  :o

TO ALL  this roasting chestnuts/testicles over a fire are lifted! From my song, joke that I inject throughout the holiday threads year after year. Fleshnuts Roasting On An OPEN FIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrre.  Get your own jokes LILY!

I thought it was important seperate the two quotes  ;D

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2020, 07:56:37 PM »
That's pretty high class right there!

I thought it was important seperate the two quotes  ;D
@Zetaspeak  ;D  Good call on the separation. You'd think I would know better - but alas..  no..  :-\


I wrapped gifts tonight! Every year, relearning the Christmas gift wrapping process ::)  But it was nice with the classic Christmas music I had on accompanied with the decaf.


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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2020, 09:15:17 AM »
Bart, can this thread be moved to the random section? I'd do it myself but today is leg day.  @Bart Ell

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2020, 09:16:49 AM »
Bart, can this thread be moved to the random section? I'd do it myself but today is leg day.  @Bart Ell

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2020, 09:28:53 AM »
Arms unavailable?
Heh heh  Arms, hands are assisting in drinking coffee and wrapping gifts. Not all day, but for awhile. Nevertheless I do think this thread should be moved.

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2020, 09:30:56 AM »
Heh heh  Arms, hands are assisting in drinking coffee and wrapping gifts. Not all day, but for awhile. Nevertheless I do think this thread should be moved.

I'll do it. You just tell me how.
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2020, 10:45:55 AM »
Bart, can this thread be moved to the random section? I'd do it myself but today is leg day.  @Bart Ell

Christmas isn't a random event.
It could be considered nonsense, though.

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2020, 11:27:09 AM »
Christmas isn't a random event.
It could be considered nonsense, though.
Whoa Ebenezerrrr  SHEESH!  ::)  CHRISTMAS ISN'T AN ANNOUNCMENT!! Like WTF man!

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2020, 04:19:54 PM »
@PolkaDot   Have you unscrooged yet? Huh, Christmassy yet?  Get with it, toots!

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2020, 08:50:58 PM »
@PolkaDot   Have you unscrooged yet? Huh, Christmassy yet?  Get with it, toots!
Nope, I have scrooged several times today @KSM32 and I must say I'm quite happy about it.
Also, don't call me toots. There's an imagined slap on the ass in there and I don't like it.

Still tooooooo early!
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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2020, 10:21:46 PM »
Nope, I have scrooged several times today @KSM32 and I must say I'm quite happy about it.
Also, don't call me toots. There's an imagined slap on the ass in there and I don't like it.

Still tooooooo early!

Twas the hag before Christmas and all through the house. All the children were screaming as she stomped on their throats.
The stockings well hung although empty as fuck, she'd soon fill them up with an unGodly MUCK!
I in my cap was shitting my pants as the hag screamed at me, I FUCKING HATE YOU LAAAAAANNNNNS.


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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2020, 12:12:54 AM »
Nope, I have scrooged several times today @KSM32 and I must say I'm quite happy about it.
Also, don't call me toots. There's an imagined slap on the ass in there and I don't like it.

Still tooooooo early!

Actually. It is more of an implied slap on the ass /-\

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2020, 03:47:03 AM »

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Re: Merry Christmas 2020
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2020, 06:34:02 AM »
Twas the hag before Christmas and all through the house. All the children were screaming as she stomped on their throats.
The stockings well hung although empty as fuck, she'd soon fill them up with an unGodly MUCK!
I in my cap was shitting my pants as the hag screamed at me, I FUCKING HATE YOU LAAAAAANNNNNS.

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