Random, stupid things on your mind

[GravitySucks]

Man, that was worth the price of admission right there. That dudes gonna be eatin' ass for weeks! I assume that's his wife beating him..
LOLOL  yep  Every Christmas I have about 8-12 gifts of all sizes to wrap and it's always the same with taped patches and all kinds of fuckery. some end up a little bald on one side with not enough coverage so that's the side that faces inward at the tree. Even a tiny box of Fendi screws me.

@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.

[KSM]

@KSM how do you install flooring with tight tolerances if you do not have the spatial awareness and manual dexterity to use gift wrap?  Don’t you own a staple gun?  Geez.

@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? 

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks Staple gun, for what? Wrapping gifts? 

Other than that ridiculous query you make a somewhat valid point. I don't know why I can't wrap an aesthetically pleasing package. My WORK, work is impeccable. Perhaps I should put my work clothes and knee pads on when gift wrapping.

And I could've done without the "geez" that one really hurt, man.

@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.

[KSM]

@KSM You see?  This is why next week’s client had the foresight to proclude possession of cell phones on the jobsite. You would be searching for what type type of staples work best for gift wrapping and would end up buying yourself a new Hilty gun - which, while it gas its uses, wreaks havoc on lingerie.

Not bad, but I don't wear lingerie. Well, I might when I'm watching my Y&R stories" 

[ShayP]

Today I woke up in the best mood I've been in for a very long time.  Safe to say, maybe 6 months?  Anyway...

Crab cakes.

[Spookcat]