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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2670 on: September 21, 2019, 07:18:10 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @Mr Apnea, @BartEllProducer, @GravitySucks, @Bobs Your Uncle and @FISH, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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1. Too young to go with boys.
2. Older sisters don't like younger ones to tag along.
3. Should go out with boys when older.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2671 on: September 21, 2019, 07:22:01 PM »
No, we aren't permitted to visit the exact same time spot twice.

Do you think you will ever write a book of your life?
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2672 on: September 21, 2019, 07:47:47 PM »
Do you think you will ever write a book of your life?

I did write an autobiography called Slob Like Me, but I never got it published.  That, and some novels called 'Nana, I Hardly Knew Ye,' 'The Geriatric War,' Travels With Achilles,'  and a World War One novel called 'The Adventures of Major Payne and General Malaise.'  Oh, they were horrible, dear anniem.  Really, really bad.  I threw them away years ago.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2673 on: September 22, 2019, 12:46:26 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram.  September 22, 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2674 on: September 22, 2019, 01:19:43 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2675 on: September 22, 2019, 01:35:07 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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Do you?
I do.

Do you?
I do.

You may kiss the bride.
I am a rocket scientist. Please do not embarrass yourself by asking me to help configure your laptop.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2676 on: September 22, 2019, 05:41:08 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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The preacher asks both of you if you do.
Since you are marrying rich you should say I DO loud and clear.
The preacher will then demand you kiss your husband.
Make sure to give moneybags a little tongue.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2677 on: September 22, 2019, 05:46:32 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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You give each other the vows. You will promise to love, cherish and obey.
Do you, pink nose hussy, take this rich schmuck to be your lawfully wedded husband? You say I do.
Do you, rich schmuck, take pink nose hussy to be your lawfully wedded wife? He says I do.
Then the reverend will say by the power vested in me and the great state of wherever now pronounces you man and wifey. That’s the cue for the hubby to slap you on the ass and plant one on you. 

What you really want to ask is what will the lawyer say. You keep the house, the Model T and get half of his money. You’ll do relatively good until you loose it all in 29.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2678 on: September 22, 2019, 06:47:36 AM »
Nice ring, @FISH.  That finger reminds me of those chalky, candy cigarettes that I used to 'smoke' as a kid.  No, nothing on Mr. Ruby.  I have tried to spot myself in the Dallas crowd scene footage from that infamous day so many years ago, but the cameras were covering the other side of the street, apparently.  I once saw some film of President K. shortly before the shooting.  You can actually see him looking at my sign, and doing a puzzled double take over his shoulder as the limousine sped by.  I tried to find that part of the film so that I could take a screen shot and 'wow' everyone, but wouldn't you know it, I can't find that part of the film anywhere.  But I'll keep looking.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2679 on: September 22, 2019, 07:05:22 AM »
I did write an autobiography called Slob Like Me, but I never got it published.  That, and some novels called 'Nana, I Hardly Knew Ye,' 'The Geriatric War,' Travels With Achilles,'  and a World War One novel called 'The Adventures of Major Payne and General Malaise.'  Oh, they were horrible, dear anniem.  Really, really bad.  I threw them away years ago.
”Slob Like Me” should be published. It could make “The New York Times Best Seller list.” Slobs are often ignored. #SlobLikeMe.
Time to trash pick 'The Adventures of Major Payne and General Malaise.' Hollywood needs more resources for the movie business. I am sick and tired of all these Hollywood remake films.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2680 on: September 22, 2019, 07:14:25 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram.  September 22, 1919.

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This Civil War Veteran needs a good slap on the back.
A PERISCOPE? You got to be kidding me.


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2681 on: September 22, 2019, 07:27:48 AM »
I did write an autobiography called Slob Like Me, but I never got it published.  That, and some novels called 'Nana, I Hardly Knew Ye,' 'The Geriatric War,' Travels With Achilles,'  and a World War One novel called 'The Adventures of Major Payne and General Malaise.'  Oh, they were horrible, dear anniem.  Really, really bad.  I threw them away years ago.

Aw, seems like the could have been fun to read.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2682 on: September 22, 2019, 07:39:28 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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The preacher will talk about you both and advise you wisely. You and your groom will exchange vows. If it will be a non-dramatic wedding, you will both say I DO.
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2683 on: September 22, 2019, 07:57:03 AM »
From the Library of Congress.  The Richmond Palladium and Sun-Telegram.  September 22, 1919.

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This must have been after he liberated Scotland.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #2684 on: September 22, 2019, 08:01:23 AM »
                        From the Library of Congress, 1919.

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Dear Pink,

The preacher will say that you'll promise to "love, honor and obey " your husband until "death do you part". He'll also ask if the prenup has been signed and notarized.