And our special guest tonight, Major Amos Hoople. Why do they call you major, Major?
Heh, heh, great Caesar, why that goes back to my days with Lord Goombah in India …
I hear there are mean Lille babies in India. Did you see any?
Harummppp, as I was saying,
And if you were a seafarer, how are you a major. As you know I served this country in the Navy, and we didn’t have majors.
Grrr-off - Lord Goombah noted my bravery in the face of the attack from ..
The mean little babies. I knew it. You’re a justice of the peace. Who do you think killed JFK?
F-F-F-rap. I was discussing the case with my good friend J. Edgar Hoover when I explained to him how ..
Did you ever see Hoover in that dress?
Great Caesar …
Isn’t it Great Caesar’s Ghost? Do you know Perry White?