You should host a Gabcast or Bartcast. That would be quite a show!
Yegods man, be careful what you ask for!@!
I would envision it as a no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it-is, and take-no-prisoners type of show. Maybe it would go something like this:
Precisely at the top of the hour, the audio begins:
(Cue the Outer Limits style intro voice)
"There is nothing wrong with your computer. Do not attempt to adjust the volume. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the treble. We will control the bass. We can change the sound to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to — The Out There Podcast."(Cue host)
"Welcome to my world. Tonight's show has some exciting topics.
(Optional segment)
But first, a there are a few special guests waiting on the phone lines: Dr MD MD, Yorkshire Pud, and SredniVashtar...
(Fireworks begin)
...
(At the end of the show cue the Outer Limits style exit voice)
"We now return control of your computer to you. Until next week at the same time, when the control voice will take you to – The Out There Podcast."
