I'm so sorry, Captain. It seems she has influenced you unduly. I hope you will now not be turning to and praising Teal Swan!
However, her form of magic was always bogus anyway. I suggest you keep believing, but in the real stuff!
Keep the faith! Whichever faith works for you!
I'm of a faith in hard liquor, honest women, and all the hell you can raise. Cheers to you Aqua.