Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!
Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more? She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says.. "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like
Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!?? Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!
She's being very rude by not waking up
Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah.
Drunk one too!