Trying to wake my wife up late Christmas eve

[KSM]

Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!

Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more?   She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says..  "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like

Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!??  Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!


She's being very rude by not waking up



Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah.   Drunk one too!

[KSM]

BTW  it's almost 12:30 AM on this December 25th!! so I have righteous /Christmassy anger on my side.

[Sofia]

Where did you get this evil streak.

Sleep = 6 to 11 hours, preferably 8 to 10.  The body regenerates.  Some celebrities are choosing blood transfusions instead of some sleep sessions.  Scary.  Muscles need rest, too, not just the liver.

[Sofia]

Maybe New Year's Eve went a little better for you?

[Ghost BEP]

Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!

Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more?   She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says..  "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like

Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!??  Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!


She's being very rude by not waking up



Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah.   Drunk one too!

I like the truck key idea. So when did she wake up?

[KSM]

I like the truck key idea. So when did she wake up?

..Was kind of hoping this thread had faded into oblivion   Thanks @BartEllProducer  She woke up about 4am, I was still awake.  I'll refer you to my avatar..  25th was good!


Merry Christmas!

[Ghost BEP]

..Was kind of hoping this thread had faded into oblivion   Thanks @BartEllProducer  She woke up about 4am, I was still awake.  I'll refer you to my avatar..  25th was good!


Merry Christmas!

LOL! I see that you’re a gentleman. I’m guessing that avatar should be a gif. with 69 and a reverse cowgirl and then some. Thanks for keeping it classy.

Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉

[KSM]

Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉

I've thought about it six ways from Sunday and there seems to be nothing to be gained by dropping your truck keys on your sleeping wife's face. No take away whatsoever! I would go with the table saw in the living room method. If things begin to go south you'll have a head start this way

[StarrMountain]

LOL! I see that you’re a gentleman. I’m guessing that avatar should be a gif. with 69 and a reverse cowgirl and then some. Thanks for keeping it classy.

Next time finish the story! Will try the truck key thing this week and let you know how it works. 😉

What, "truck key thing?"  Guess I've been away too long.

[StarrMountain]

I've thought about it six ways from Sunday and there seems to be nothing to be gained by dropping your truck keys on your sleeping wife's face. No take away whatsoever! I would go with the table saw in the living room method. If things begin to go south you'll have a head start this way

What???   Oh, man.  I got your wife's back in a heart-beat!    She just needs to give me the go ahead, and I'll kicka ya butt!!!

[KSM]

What???   Oh, man.  I got your wife's back in a heart-beat!    She just needs to give me the go ahead, and I'll kicka ya butt!!!

I promise, nobody is dropping keys on their wife. Scouts honor

[KSM]

Ok, thus may be the worst thread EVER! If so, I'll own it and all the crow you throw!

Here's the thing; All our guests left hours ago, my wife was exhausted after a long day of preparing and making dinner etc.. have I mentioned making gingerbread men and much more?   She went to bed at 7:30 PM Pacific.. I have bought her some real doozie, doozy? (how do you spell doozee?) gifts this year and I'm anxious. Really fucking anxious and I want her to wake up so I'm being loud all around the house in hopes that she wakes up and asks whether or not Santa showed up!?! That's what she says..  "Did Santa show up?" sleepy voice like

Outside of going up there and dropping my fucking truck keys on her head nothing seems to be waking her up. WTF??? Who sleeps like this??!!??  Maybe I'll load my table saw into the living room and start getting reeeeallly crafty in my quest for a wakened lucid her!!!


She's being very rude by not waking up



Smite away bitches but I'm a Christmassy muthafuckah.   Drunk one too!

This is going to happen again. Noooo doubt about it.

[TigerLily]

My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight

[Jayzelady]

My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight

Yep, know this routine very.very.very.well! 😁😁😁

[KSM]

Yep, know this routine very.very.very.well! 😁😁😁

My problem is New Year's Eve. Nice dinner. A couple of glasses of champagne ... Wake me up at midnight

Hmm maybe this is just something that women do. It happens year after year in my house and I no longer wake her up. I just enjoy the Ell outta myself until I'm ready to sleep usually about 3am January 1. About seven years ago She asked me to stop gigging on new years eve's and now she pulls the disappearing sleeping beauty crap on me? It's rude!  Not saying you two are rude - just saying in general

I don't know why you people *women* can't balance you booze intake throughout the day or refrain from drinking until much later in the day? Or don't drink at all.