Folks it's looking bleak on the outlook for Norry's live event in Everett, Washington. It's just not going to be the super spreader event he had planned.
In reality, the audience count is expected to be fifty-seven and that is adding in the production and event crew and the ticket seller. Yes, Norry is also counted into that.
To draw more people in tomorrow, he is having a rug raffle where you buy a ticket for a chance to caress Norry's toupee of the day. That should bring in at least a baker's dozen cat ladies, and their cats. They are even allowing support animals to get the audience census up.
Norry will never share these reality details, he will tell there was an overflow. The only overflow will be from the plumbing when the Depends are flushed instead of being put into the disposal receptacles.
